• Deer #1(lets call him fred): . . . . . Man being a deer is boring neutral

    Deer #2(He is Bob): . . . . . . Im more bored than you stare

    Fred: Phss, you wish you were as bored as me talk2hand

    Bob: Im so bored the voices in my head stoped talking stare

    Fred: Im so bored I could be having an out of body experience and not even
    notice stare

    Bob: . . . . . . . . . wanna dig a hole? question

    Fred: Nothing better to do *digs hoof in the earth* neutral

    ~5 hours later~
    Deer #3(Bill):*running around* DAMN ITS FUN TO RUN!! ^^ *falls in a hole* WHAT DA ******** BILL!!! scream

    Bob: Fred did it! eek *leaps away*

    Fred: Ow this hurts like hell man *steps on a grey rock*

    Rock: OW! WATCH IT b***h! scream

    Bob: Holy s**t dude. A rock just called you a b***h, are you gonna take that? surprised

    Bill: Ah, heck no evil *puts rock in mouth and leaps out of hole*

    Rock: PUT ME THE ******** DOWN RIGHT ******** NOW!! scream

    Bob: Wait dude, isnt that the other dude that Shikamaru dude told us to make sure stayed here dude? confused

    Bill: *spits out rock* Oh my god your right! and you dug him up! eek

    Bob: NO IT WAS FRED I SWEAR! gonk

    ~Hidan's Point Of View~
    Hidan: *sees two deer making noises at eachother* Geez, there is to much dirt in my head stare *starts to roll away when a deer runs up and puts a hove on him*

    ~Back to normal~
    Bill: *kicks Hidan back to Bob* WE HAVE TO PUT HIM BACK NOW MAN!

    Bob: Why should I? Shikamaru never gave me a fle bath so I still have fles, so why should I help that shikamaru dude by putting the head back? *kicks it back*

    Bill: Just put the head in the hole and rebury it! *kicks it back*

    Bob: Why should I?! *kicks*

    Bill: 'Cuz I say! *kick*

    Bob: NO WAY IN HELL! *kicks to hard and Hidan flys out of the woods* Oh shiz eek

    Bill: NO NO NO! NOW WE WILL GET IT! gonk

    Bob: I DONT WANNA BE CHRISTMAS DINNER!!! crying

    Hidan: Damn those deer have problems, now to find that Shikamaru and bite his throught twisted *rolls away*