• Marisa: *finds Death Note* *Light grabs it* DAMNIT LIGHT-SAMA GIVE THAT BACK!!!
    Light: Will you promise not to kill Sam-kun, Marisa-chan?
    Marisa: BUT HE WON'T GIVE ME PEACE ON YOUTUBE!!!
    Light: This is true Marisa-chan. Ryuuzaki-kun, what do you think?
    Marisa: WHAT YOU BROUGHT THE PERSON THAT WAS TRYING TO PUT YOU BEHIND BARS!?!?!?
    L: I'd say based on the given information that she should kill Sam-kun using black magic.
    Marisa: Can I use the Death Note to make someone use black magic on him? biggrin
    L and Light: NO!!!
    Marisa: Ok, ok I'll do it myself!
    Light: Good. Here's your Death Note back.*whispering to L* Watch her.
    L: Ok.
    Sam: L! What the hell?!?! *begins preparing wards and puts on military hat* COME AND GET ME!!!!!!!
    Marisa: *looks at spell book* OOO THIS SEEMS GOOD!!! L-kun you can go away I know you're watching me.
    L: Ok. *walks away*
    Marisa: *takes out Death Note* HA!
    Light: *takes Death Note away* NO!
    Marisa: Please? Por favor? *puppy dog eyes*
    Light: Oh alright. ^_^ *hands over Death Note*
    Marisa: ARIGATO LIGHT-SAMA! *begins writing down names*
    Light: Have fun and don't get carried away. ^_^
    Marisa: Ok! ^_^
    Sam: Oh s**t. *tackles Marisa and steals the notebook* good my name's not in here yet *runs for it*
    Light: *blocks your escape* I don't think that's a nice thing to do to a lady. *grabs Death Note*
    Sam: BUT SHE WAS GONNA KILL ME!!!
    Light: After what I just saw I don't think that she'll kill you.
    Sam: Oh thank you........ eh?
    Light: I WILL!
    Sam: WHAT!?
    Light: *writes Sam’s name* Look.
    Sam: *out loud* Samuel Miller, dies from a head on collision with a drunk driver in 2 weeks. WHAT IN THE NINE HELLS!?
    Marisa: Serves you right! OW!
    Light: *runs towards Marisa* Are you alright Marisa-chan!?
    Marisa: yeah... I think so.... AH MY FRICKIN ANKLE!
    Light: *looks at Sam* You b*****d!
    L: I'll get the bandages. Come with me Sam-kun.
    Sam: *timidly* Ok. *walks out with L*
    Sam: *walking away* oh Ryuk
    Ryuk: Yeah?
    Sam: If the page of a Death Note with someone’s name on it is destroyed before the note takes effect, will that cancel the Note?
    Ryuk: Sure I guess.
    Sam: All right KAF MIR!!!! *burns the page with his name on it* muahahahahah! *teleports away with the notebook*
    Ryuk: Should I go after him?
    Light: Nah he'll figure out soon enough.
    L: Figure out what?
    Marisa: That he took the decoy and I still have the real one. ^_^ Somewhere ^_^
    Light: *pinching bridge of nose* Oh geez.
    Marisa: I'll find it later! ^_^
    Sam: *somewhere in the Twisting Nether* HA! I sure got them! *looks through note book* Hey wait a minute! The burnt page isn't in here! Damnit a decoy! *turns around*
    Ryuk: Humans are so interesting *laughs*
    Sam: uh, what are you doing here?
    Ryuk: eh, I was bored so I thought I'd follow the only interesting human in this thing for a while.
    Sam: Well at least you won't stick out like a sore thumb here! ME ON THE OTHER HAND! I HAVE NO GEAR, NO NOTHIN! I'M BOUND TO DIE!
    Ryuk: OOOOO! REALLY!?
    You: YES REALLY!
    -Back in Japan-
    Marisa: LIGHT-KUN I'M FINE!
    Light: Tell that to your swollen ankle.
    L: He is right Marisa-chan, we do have to get that x-rayed.
    Marisa: FINE!
    -Back in WoW-
    Sam: Hey thanks mate!
    Random guy: NP! *whispers to himself* noob. Hey you there with the wings!
    Ryuk: yeah?
    Random guy: Come hang with me and my clan instead of this noob!
    Sam: HEY! MY LVL IS 67 AND YOU'RE CALLING ME A NOOB? YOU’RE A LVL 25!
    Random guy: Oops! Srry man, I didn't know better....
    Sam: Well next time be a little more careful on who you're calling a noob, k? ^_^
    Random guy: Ok! ^_^
    Sam: Alright Ryuk let's go get the notebook back *teleports out*
    -In hospital-
    Sam: *to receptionist* 2 guys with weird hair come in here with a girl that had a twisted ankle?
    Receptionist: Yes they went to room 5 .
    Sam: Okay *heads for room five*....this is room 6 what the hell *remembers* oh yeah, they skip number 4 here.........
    Ryuk: hyuk, hyuk, hyuk yeah ‘cause 4 is my lucky number!
    Sam: *creeps into Marisa's room*
    Doctor: Yup the ankle is broken.
    Marisa: WELL THAT'S GREAT! I'M SUPPOSSED TO BE TRAING FOR THE SPECIAL JONIN EXAMS NEXT WEEK!
    Doctor: Gomen nasai but I'm afraid you'll have to stay off that foot for at least 2 months.
    Marisa: *really pissed* 2 F***** MONTHS!?!?!? THE EXAMS WILL BE OVER BY THEN AND THEN I'LL HAVE TO WAIT 3 MORE MONTHS BEFORE THEY HAVE THEM AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Light: Well I guess your gonna have to wait Marisa-chan.
    Marisa: HELL NO!
    L: Look Marisa-chan if you go to the exams next week your ankle will get even worse and well, let's just say that bad things are gonna happen.
    Marisa: FINE!!! *crosses arms and pouts*
    Sam: WHAT THEY'RE NEXT WEEK!?
    Sam: *runs for life*
    Light: What the hell!? I'll take care of him. *drags Sam out*
    Sam: LET ME GO!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!!
    Light: The only way you can save yourself is by apologizing.
    Sam: HELL NO!
    Light: Oh well....
    Sam: WAIT! I'll do it.
    Light: Great! ^_^
    Sam: Gomen nasai Marisa-chan.
    Marisa: You're forgiven. ^_^
    Sam: Good can I go now!?
    L: Yes.
    Sam: *walks out*
    Marisa: FML! IF I CAN'T DO ANY MISSIONS UNTIL THE EXAMS, OR TRAIN FOR THAT MATTER, I'LL KILL MYSELF!!!
    Light: Don't get over dramatic. What's wrong with not training for a week?
    Marisa: I'LL SUCK AT THE EXAMS!!!
    L: You're not even going to these exams anyway you're going to the other one.
    Marisa: BUT I WANT TO BE IN THIS ONE!!!
    Light: Why?
    Marisa: CUZ THIS IS THE ONE FOR THE BETTER CHUNNIN!!! AND
    SAM-KUN'S IN THIS ONE SO I HAVE TO BE IN IT TO PROVE THAT I'M BETTER THAN HIM!!!
    L: So this is all a competitive thing?
    Marisa: YES!!!
    Sam: Ha! I get to train all I want! Oh crap *ducks under thrown stuff*
    Marisa: SHUT THE HELL UP!!! I'M STILL GONNA TRAIN NO MATTER WHAT!!!
    Light: But your ankle.....
    Marisa: TO HELL WITH MY ANKLE I'M GONNA TRAIN!!!
    L: But Marisa-chan if you train on that ankle.....
    Marisa: I DON'T CARE WHAT HAPPENS!!! I'M GONNA TRAIN FOR NEXT WEEK NO MATTER WHAT!!!
    Sam: You should listen to them Marisa-chan.... *ducks under kunai* WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!?
    Marisa: Well I know who my training buddy is. ^_^
    Light: Who?
    Marisa: Sam-kun! ^_^
    Sam: Oh jeez.
    Sam: *runs getting kunai shot at him* aarrrrggghhhh!
    Marisa: *performs hand seals* CHIDORI!
    Sam: I'm backin off, I'm backin off!
    Marisa: Good! Now I want to train in the forest of death!
    Sam: WHAT THE HELL!?!?!? WE CAN'T TRAIN IN THERE!!!
    Marisa: That's why I have Kakashi-sensei coming with us.
    Sam: You always use him to get what you want. Fine!
    Marisa: Yay!
    L: *to Light* Make sure she stays safe, ok?
    Light: Ok
    Sam: *yelling at L* WHY ARE YOU SO CONSERERNED ABOUT HER!?!?!?!?!?!?
    L: Oh no reason
    Sam: damnit...... *walks off with Marisa*
    Marisa: Wait... Sam-kun.... PUT ME THE HELL DOWN!!!
    Sam: Look you wanted to train so we're gonna go train now!
    Marisa: Can we at least slow down my...... uh well can I at least walk on my own? I can walk fine!
    Sam: Really? *puts Marisa down*
    Marisa: See! OK NOW IT HURTS!!! *sits down*
    Sam: Look if you're gonna be this stubborn just take the other exams. I'll take 'em with you.
    Marisa: NO!!!
    Light: I'll take her to your training spot.
    Marisa: I DON'T NEED ANYONES HELP!
    Sam and Light: YES YOU DO!!!
    Marisa: FINE! Light-kun can carry me! I still don't fully trust you yet!
    Sam: Don't trust me....YOU were gonna Death Note me!!!!
    Light: Shut up and march!
    Sam: FINE!!! For the love of Leroy......
    Sam: Ok. Let's go.
    Marisa: *giggles*
    Sam: WHAT'S SO DAMN FUNNY!?!?!?
    Marisa: Nothing ^_^
    Sam: *mumbles*
    Light: I thought I told you to shut up and march!?
    Sam: *sarcastically* Yes sir.
    Sam: *overdoes the marching*
    Light: I said march, not goose step!
    Sam: So Marisa-chan can be a smart-a** but not me?!?!
    Marisa: Yes I can ^.^
    Sam: Damnit.
    Light: I didn't say such a thing!
    Marisa: You were implying it. ^.^
    Sam: Yeah you actually were.
    Light: Well neither of can be a smart-a**!
    Marisa and Sam: DAMNIT!!!
    Light: Do you think you can walk Marisa-chan?
    Marisa: OF COURSE I CAN!!! Oh shimate I sound like Lee-kun, pushing myself like this!
    Sam: Yeah I just thought about that too!
    Sam: O.O We don't need another Bushy Brow and Light-san, why can't we be smart asses?
    Light: Because it's annoying!
    Marisa and Sam: EXACTLY!!!
    Marisa: *get away with everything voice and face* Please Light-sama? Please let us be smart-asses. Por favor.
    Light: Oh how can I say no to that face? You 2 can be smart-asses. ^_^
    Sam and Marisa: biggrin YES!
    Light: What did I get myself into?
    To be continued..........