• Sonic and the gang are just hanging out in Tail's basement, when Sonic speaks up. "Hey, you guys wanna get drunk?"
    Cream, who didn't want to get in trouble, protested. "Aren't we all too young? Especially me?" All eyes turned on her.
    "Shut up, Cream!" Cried Sonic, Amy, and Knuckles. Tails simply walked over to Cream. "It'll be fun to try it, right?" He asked.
    "I-I guess so..." Cream gave in. Tails had the technology to make fake ID's for them all.
    ~~~~~*Almost* Getting Drunk~~~~~
    On the way to the bar, Sonic randomly shouted "WHEE! BEING DRINKED IS FUN!!!"
    Tails looked up, confused.
    "But, we aren't even at the bar yet..." He stammered.
    Sonic simply glared. "Shove it, Tails!" He slurred, most likely imagining the feel of being drunk.
    Amy saw her chance, and tried to kiss Sonic. Sonic gave up the act, and pushed away from the pink hedgehog. "No way!" Amy sighed, and shrugged.
    Tails spoke above all the others. Handing out the ID's, he pocketed his own, and handed the last to Cream. Cheering, all ran into the bar.
    ~~~~~ Amy Is Scared Away From Sonniku!!!~~~~~
    Sonic's girlfriend, (An OC) Esperanza came up behind him. She gave him, a hug, and introduced herself to the others. "Hi! I'm Esperanza, but I'd rather you call me Espie. I swear, I will kill anyone that calls me Rae-Rae, as many have tried."
    One random hedgehog walks by, and calls out "Hello, Rae-Rae!" Esperanza glares, and mutters an incantation. A laser shoots from her crystal choker, killing the man. She winked at the others, and 'I told you so' wink. The others quietly shuffle away from her, frightened.
    Amy, furious at Sonic for 'cheating' on her, or so she told herself, pulls out her Piko-Piko hammer. Esperanza simply gestures to her choker, and smirks. Amy tenses up, and decides to head over to the drink stand.
    ~~~~~Finally, Drinking!~~~~~
    The gang is drunk as hell, including Cream and Tails. They passed out on the barstools, back to back. Amy decides to head to a store, as she wants puppies. The others follow.

    ~~~~~ Drunk People Shopping!~~~~~

    disclaimer: i do not own Alana. she belongs to Echidnachick. Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Rouge, Egg-man, and shadow all belong to sonic team (c). I only own this fic, Espie,and my CPU. thank you.

    Amy leads the way into the nearest Walmart, and tries to go in the 'out' door. When it refuses to open, she swears groggily, and walks to the other door. as it slides open automatically, she cries out "IT'S GONNA EAT US ALL!" And passes out. The others laugh and slur, carrying her into the store.
    Esperanza led the group to the cookware section of the Walmart, and placed colanders, strainers and pots on each of their heads. She then handed them each a rolling pin, or metal spoon, then addressed them. "-hic- SOLDIERS!" She slurred, raising her spatula. "If we're gonna take over this country-hic- then we need -hic-to recruuit more civilians!" She cried out, and the others joined in cheering.
    Sonic slurs as he looks over his shoulder. "-hic- Hey, Its ALANA! -hic- Heyyyy, Alaaaannaaa!!!" * from the sonic cast-DRUNK on fanart-central.net , by echidna chick*
    Espie has passed out, on the floor. Sonic tackled Alana, who was also drunk "Wanna take over the country with us, Alanaaa?" He slurred.
    Alana ran over to the cookware, placed a pot on her head, and grabbed a cheese grater. "HELL YEA!" She cried. The staff were all hiding from the drunks, locked in the office.
    ~~~~~ OMFG! RUUUN!!!!~~~~~
    Alana and Sonic have released all of the animals from the pets department. Sonic and Alana were riding on the back of a Newfoundland. Riding through the store, they grabbed all the doughnuts, cookies, and sweets possible. Knuckles was trying to figure out how to open the beer refrigerators. Finally managing to pull the door open, he scooped up ten six packs.
    When all met up by the exit, they were shouting at the top of their lungs. Then, Shadow appeared, also drunk. They laughed, and he agreed to dye his quills. They ran out of the Walmart, and broke into a hair salon. Dashing to the hair dyes, they grabbed a pink and a baby blue. An hour later, Shadow was now 'Muffins', and was pink with blue streaks.
    Sonic dyed his quills as well. Now, he was a bright neon orange. "HAHAHAH! I'm Turquoise!"
    The others waved. "Hiii, Muffins! Hiii, Turquoise!" Turquoise and Muffins skipped around, and they dyed and curled Amy's quills. They were now red and black, and her bangs wer curled down, while her back quills were now turned up, like Muffin's. "She's Shadalia now!" They grinned, and all ran out of the salon.


    TO BE CONTINUED

    ((Shadalia is the reference image, guys!))