• Lind L. Taylor: Hey Kira, you f%$@, I'm, like, totally gonna bust you and stuff a fork up your murderer a** 'coz you're evil!
    Ryuk: Hey Light. Some weird fruit on TV says he's gonna arrest you.
    Light: Hah! Shuza f$#@ up bi-atch! I'mma whoop yo sorry a** with mah DEATH NOTE! Eat this mothaf@#%a!


    (40 seconds later...)


    Ryuk: Yo, Pimp. He dead. I say he dead, yo.
    Light: Hah! Toldja I'mma kill 'em! I'm God, yo!


    (TV shows a Cloister Black font letter L)


    L: Hey Kira, it's me L. That guy was a stooge so I can, like, find you. I'mma cut you when I catch your sorry a**. You is in Kanto in Japan! Watcha! I RULE!



    Ryuk: Light you just got SERRRRVED.



    Light: SHIIIEEEET!!!