• -Setting: Gaia Central Zoo, hot Friday afternoon-

    Belle: MAN, I just love those dang seals!

    Wolf: Meee tooo! You know what the best part was?!

    Sandy: When you jumped in with them, and tried to ride them?

    Wolf: YEAH! =D If it weren't for that stupid zoo keeper, I could have rode them all the way to a land-locked country, like Mongolia!! (:

    Belle: What...? How could you ride a swimming seal all the way to Mongolia.... especially if it's land-locked?

    Wolf: D:< SHUT IT!

    Sandy and Belle: o_o Okay.

    -They pass a Bob Cat Exhibit-

    Wolf: Kitteh? o_o

    Bob: Oh s**t. o_o

    Belle and Sandy: D8 NO WOLF! NO! STAY DOGGY! STAYYYYY~!! *they pull wolf to the ground*

    *A magical hobo flies over head and lands on Wolf's back*

    Hobo: I said uh! Get my! Get my head in the game! I GOTTA GET MY GET MY GET MY GET MY HEAD IN THE GAME! 8D WOOOOOOH!!!!!

    Wolf: o_o Um?

    *Professor Callahan appears, to sing Belle's LEAST favorite song*

    Callahan: Oh yes! Unless... you acquire a taste for.... Blood in the water! Dark and red and raw! Your nothing until the thrill of the kill becomes your only law. ^^

    Belle: DX AHHHHH!!! MAKE IT STOP!

    Sandy: *sings* SHAKE SHAKE! SHAKE SHAKE! A SHAKE IT! SHAKE SHAKE SHA-

    Belle: SANDY! DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS!!

    Sandy: *Stops singing* -.- You wouldn't.

    Belle: I'm burning up! Burning up! For you baby! biggrin

    Sandy: AAAAH! *Jumps in the seal exhibit*

    - A zebra dances over a fence near its exhibit -

    Zebra: Can't read my! Can't read my! No he can't reeead my poker face!

    -Goat pops up-

    Goat: She ain't got to love nobody!

    Zebra: P-p-p-poke her face! P-p-p poke her face! *pokes Wolf's face*

    Goat: MA MA MA MA biggrin

    Zoo keeper: TRAIN KEEPS ON ROLLIN'! CROWD IS GONNA KEEP ON BURNIN'! THE RIVER! DO DO DO DOOO DO DO DO DOOO DO DOOOO! YEAAAH! YEAH! YEEAAAH! YEAH!
    DO DO DO DO DO DOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! > biggrin

    Sandy: -swims up- Those aren't the lyrics....

    Zoo keeper: **** YOU, THEN!!! *throws a chair at sandy*

    Sandy: WTF! You know, It's time to go home now. -.-

    Wolf: I agree. -.-

    Belle: Same here.

    Wolf: *humming to Poker Face*

    Sandy: Ma ma ma ma...

    Belle: That goat and zebra could be on American Idol.

    Wolf: Too bad neither of them originate from America.

    Belle: Pessimist. -.-

    Sandy: DON'T YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE!?

    -Old man in bikini appears again-

    Sandy: Oh ****. o_o

    Old man: NARSHLABERRY! *dumps narshlaberry smoothie on Sandy's head*

    Sandy: AGAIN?! DX

    Belle and wolf: *laughing* xD