• There I was, staring at her eat her scrumptious lasagna. Taking small bites and chewing with the most slow rythims. She was appreciating the flavor and the spices that were in the lasagna I specially cooked for her. I was not much of a cook...but when I was in the process of making the lasagna, the only thing I could think about was her, and her gorgeous eyes. I added very special ingredients to the lasagna, with much love. I added sleeping pills so I could take advantage of her. She kept eating and savouring the food. As she kept eating I saw her beautiful eyes getting heavy and drowsy. "HAMMERTIME!" I said as her face face fell on the plate. She was snoring, like the angels snore. I carried her to the couch and gently set her down. My fun was about to begin. I gently began raising her legs...each leg was now on either side of my head. I stared at her sleep heavily with delight. I couldn't imagine the things I would do. I then placed her legs off the couch and to the floor. I accurately put her in a sitting position in the couch. I then quickly turned on my Xbox 360 console. I got the two remotes and turned them on. I placed the remote on her laps. I gently grabbed her hands andset the remote in her hands. The game was loading. I knew now that I was going to have so much fun, now that she can't beat me at Halo 3 while she's dozing off. I was going to have fun kicking her butt.

    -The End.