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Emmett and Waldo . . .
Alice: OMG! Bella lets go shopping!
Bella: OMG! Ok!
Edward: No! Since I am way too overprotective and I don’t listen to reason, I will not allow you to go anywhere without protection!
Bella: But I’ll have Alice…
Edward: NO!
Bella: FINE! Be like that! -Pouts-
BUT SUDDENLY…..
-Emmettt bursts into the room-
Emmettt: Never fear! Emmett is here!
-Rips off clothes to reveal neon orange tights and a tank top-
Everyone: Eww…
Alice: Emmettt, what are you doing here? AND IS THAT MY SHIRT!
-Alice rips off shirt in a fit of psychotic rage-
Everyone: GASP!
Emmettt: I’m here to take you to the mall!
Alice and Bella: Why?
Emmettt: Because, um. See they have this new store that I wanna check out… and yeah.
Alice: Oooh! New store? What is it, what is it? –jumps up and down-
Emmett: Uhh. I Can’t tell you.
Alice: Why not?
Emmett: Because.
Alice: Emmett, if you don’t tell me, I will burn all of your Care Bears.
Emmett: NO! Not the Care Bears, anything but them! -sobs-
Alice: So tell me.
Bella: Yeah!
Edward: Umm. I’m just gonna leave now…
Emmett: Fine. The store I want to visit is…
DUN-DUN-DUN…
Emmett: Build-A-Bear!
Alice and Bella: …
Edward(In singsong voice): Look who’s coming out of the closet…
Emmett: Hey! I’m not gay! I just like stuffed animals. A lot. twitch
-Alice and Bella start inching away-
Emmett: Hey! Get over here! The mall closes in eight hours and I want as much time as possible. So hurry, TO THE BEARMOBILE!
Bella: Umm. Emmett, since when have we had a Bearmobile?
Emmett: since I bought one.
Alice: Where the heck would you buy a Bearmobile?
Emmett: Wal-Mart.
Alice and Bella: Ahh…
-Emmett grabs Bella and Alice and straps them into the Bearmobile-
Bella: Emmett, this is your Jeep.
Emmett: Nu-uh.
Alice: Um. Yuh-huh.
Emmett: Nuh-uh, I spray-painted Bearmobile on the hood. So there!
Alice: And you did that why?
Bella: Because he’s an idiot.
Alice: Oh yeah…
30 Seconds later…
Bella: Well Emmett, here we are.
Emmett: OMG, OMG, OMG! –Runs around like a headless chicken-
Help me pick one out Bella!
Bella: sigh If I must.
Alice: So Emmett, which one do you want? There’s a bear, a frog, a giraffe...
Emmett: OMG, A GRIZZLY BEAR!
Bella: Emmett, that’s not a bear, that’s a frog…
Emmett: Yaaaaaaaaaay!
Bella: Whatever.
-Emmett goes over to an employee-
Emmett: I got a bear, I got a bear! Help me stuff it!
Random Employee: Um. I’m actually a cashier…
Emmett: STUFF IT.
Random Employee: Ok, Ok!
-They go over to the Stuff-O-Matic-
Random Employee: Ok, your bear is stuffed. Now pick out a heart.
Emmett: OMG hearts! –grabs one-
Emmett: Where do I put it, where do I put it?
Random Employee: Right there.
-Emmett stuffs it in-
Random Employee: Sir that was in the head…
-Emmett glares-
Random Employee: Okay, okay! Bye now! –Runs Away-
Emmett: Hooray!
Alice: Ok Emmett, what do you want to name your new frog?
Emmett: Not frog, BEAR!
Alice: But it’s a frog…
Emmett: BEAR!
Bella: Wait, stop the fighting you two, how about Brog?
Emmett: Ok!
Alice: Whatever… Ok, then, what do you want to name your new Brog?
Emmett: Let me think.
Bella: I didn’t think that was possible.
Emmett: Hey!
-Half an hour later-
Emmett: I’ve got it!
Bella: Huh! Wuzzat?
Alice: Bella, wake up. He’s done.
Bella: Oh. About time Emmett!
Alice: So what’s its name?
Emmett: His name is Waldo!
-Blank Stares-
Emmett: So what do you think?
Alice: It’s hideously ugly,
Bella: But if it gets us out of here, I’m all for it.
Emmett: Yay!
Alice: Now for the fun part! Time to pick out CLOTHES!
Bella: Okay Alice, but please don’t go overboard…
-Alice drags Bella to the clothes section-
Bella: Oh lord.
Four hours, one Brog and 685 complete accessorized outfits later…
Bella: Umm. Alice, didn’t Carlisle say you only had $400 to spend?
Alice: Um. Yeah, why?
Bella: Well your total here comes to $9678.50. Isn’t that a little much?
Alice: Oh well.
Bella: sigh
2 minutes later…
Emmett: We’re home everybody!
-Edward, Jasper, and Rosalie come running out-
Edward: Bella! Oh thank god, I’ve been so worried!
Bella: Edward, we only went to the mall. Why were you worried?
Edward: Bella, do you realize that you have been gone nearly six hours?
Bella: Oh…
-Edward and Bella go inside-
Jasper: You know Alice, you really need to stop all the six hour shopping trips, it can’t be healthy. I mean, especially this. It’s a BEAR for crying out loud! How much clothes can you buy for a BEAR?
Alice: Brog.
Jasper: What?
Alice: It’s a Brog. Emmett insists on calling his frog a bear and so Bella came up with Brog.
Jasper: Okay then.
-Alice and Jasper leave, Rosalie advances menacingly on Emmett-
Emmett: H-hey baby, have you met Waldo?
-Rosalie pulls out numb chucks-
Rosalie: We were supposed to go to the movies TWO HOURS AGO!
Emmett: I’m sorry Rosie, you know how I get distracted, and I was just having so much fun…
-Rosalie swings numb chucks-
Emmett: EEEK!
-Emmett runs way like a scared little girl-
Rosalie: Yeah, you better run!
-Rosalie picks up Waldo-
Rosalie: Hmm. What have we here? You know, these things are actually kind of cute. If only Emmett weren’t so distracted by it… HEY! I’ve got it! The perfect revenge! I just need to take Mr. Waldo into my evil lair for some tinkering. -Evil laugh-
In Rosalie’s evil layer…
Rosalie: Ok, now to implant the high-tech robot wiring that I magically poofed into existance… And done!
Rosalie: Now we’ll see just how cuddly you can be Mr. Waldo . . .
BUA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
To be Continued . . .
- by iiDreamEmo |
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- Title: ~Emmett && Waldo~
- Artist: iiDreamEmo
- Description: I was bored. I'm still on my vampire story, but I wanted to do something creative. ^___^ . . .
- Date: 06/17/2009
- Tags: emmett waldo
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Comments (6 Comments)
- garbage ghoul - 11/24/2009
- Oh sweet Jesus. After being forced to watch New Moon, I can actually SEE everybody doing this s**t xD
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- volleyball_pinay97 - 07/19/2009
- LMAO!!!!!!!!! That was so uber highlarious! The bearmobile and Emmett screaming like a scared girl! Every line made me laugh! this is just too good to NOT read. rofl
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- rocksan11 - 06/18/2009
- ok this was great i am so adding this to my favorites yay!!! 10000000000000000/5! thats how much it made me laugh i fell out of the computer chair, dun duuuun duuuuuuuuunnn BEARMOBILE!!!!!!
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- rocksan11 - 06/18/2009
- LMAO!!! lol wait how do you know what a build a bear shop looks like lol jk jk i went there when i was like a little girl but for evil reasons i would buy a bear then burn it and see if the heart would remain.... i played like extream bear where you throw it out windows and stuff.......i never really liked them
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- iPandaChan99 - 06/17/2009
- OMG! I Couldn't Stop Laughing! Awesome Story! 10/5
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