• The Alternate Ending:

    So after Juliet's cousin kills Romeos cousin, Romeo prays to the heavens. Then Iraqi-space-cowboy robot guys come down from the sky and talk to Romeo. Although Romeo doesn't know what the heck they're talking about, in the end they give him a rocket launcher.
    After some experimenting with the unknown item, Romeo manages to blow up a tree. Once Romeo realizes its true purpose he takes it to the Capulet's house. He issues a challenge to Juliets cousin (who accepts), and as soon as they get to the plaza Romeo blows him up. The Capulets, racked with grief, searched for the Book of Ressurection. Once they find it, they perform the sacred ritual, and summon an army of zombies from the town's catacomb. A war ensues, and Juliet dies, because a zombie accidentally stabbed her while he fell. The fighting stops, and Romeo, crying, convinces everyone that fighting was wrong. He,
    himself, racked with grief, blows himself up to be with Juliet.

    The End