• One day I. . .Never mind that beginning because that’s just an unoriginal and rather boring way to start a story. But anyway I think that this intro all together will spice thing up a bit =). For example everyone knows you don’t add happy faces in stories!!!! Wait- what?


    This just in some people actually do put smiley faces in their stories! Who knew? Well let me tell you I sure as heck didn’t. I wanna lick lick lick ya like a lollipop (by the way whoever sings this song because I forgot at the moment I’m not copying your song just hyper)lol jk well not about the hyper part but about the uh I don’t know what part but what ever.


    Reading this back I think that this story took a very sharp turn to what-the-heck-is-she-thinking/is-she-nuts street scratch that a very sharp turn like so sharp I feel bad for the passengers in the vehicle. That phrase is copyrighted. Well it’s copyrighted by me. Now all I have to do is find out how to make that cute little “r” sign and fit it into a circle. That shouldn’t be so hard. . . Unless I was a computer genius!!!! And in case you haven’t noticed I’m not the brightest cookie in the bowl.


    Have you ever wondered where people (old people in particular) come up with these old phrases that they think are hilarious and when they end up telling them to us we just stare and stare at them as if they just said “ I’m not really who you think I am. . . I’m actually (dramatic stare, pause, and music moment) A werewolf. Then you sit there going huh and after a while you end up saying HA! Werewolf that’s a good one gramps. Then he says “what’s all this talk about werewolf’s I was telling you about an old expression.” You see this story is going all kinds of ways. But if the above scenario ever happens to you, that’s how you can tell you’ve been hanging around me for way to long.


    Well it’s time for me to go bug someone. . . I know how about my brother. This’ll be classic (kids don’t try this at home) first I’m going to get a water balloon. . . You know what it’s to risky to tell you well if you want to find out what happened comment this story, tell me what you think, and also mention it if you want to know what happens next. If I get at least 10 good comments I’ll probably make another one. My ego is at stake here. . . Mmm steak sounds yummy scratch that VERY yummy at the moment well later.
    (P.S I know that this story isn‘t good grammar wise so don’t bring to my attention or else. . . When I find out how I’ll delete your comment ) You know what never mind please don’t hate me!!! Also this is what happens when you get all jacked up on Mt. Dew. OOH I KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW!!!! All jacked up on Mt. dew party
    at my house!!!! This is by invitation only. . . Oh wait I just gave you an invitation. . . Oh well.
    But like I said 10 good comments I’ll make another one (maybe) but later I’m out! PEACE!!