• Okay, so one day was walking home from school and a hobo came out of nowhere and started to hump my leg. There I was yelling my a** off at a hobo the had a leg fetish or something and then here come A Pimp Named Slick Back, he backhanded the s**t outta' me and tried to rape me with his cane. Now I'm like "NO b***h!" and I shot his a** up with some heroin. Now he's trying to make me his b***h. "NEYOGUH PLEASE! I don't put out for five bucks, I put out for the copyrights to PEOPLE MAGAZINE!" and I pulled a d***o out of his coat pocket and shoved it down his throat sideways. Then a crackhead named Joe ran down the street being chased by a bunch of penguins. Now I'm wiggin' out because I think it's funny as s**t. But the problem is I still have this dumbass hobo humping my leg, so I get my friend, The ******** Unicorn, that's his name, to get this hobo high as a kite so he'd stop freakin' humping my leg. Then I killed them both and went ejaculate on my neighbor's cat. THE ******** END! PROPERTY OF: iSmackeyTheFrog

    P.S. Suck it bitches.