• The Rabid Neighbor

    A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him scribbling furiously on a notepad. I told him rabies could be cured and he didn't have to worry about writing a will. He said, "Will, will... WHAT WILL?! I'm making a list of people I'm gonna bite!"

    The Irish Virus

    An actual mailing: Greetings, you have received the "IRISH VIRUS." As we don't have any programming experience, this virus works on the honor system. Please delete all the files on your hard drive and forward this virus to everyone on your mailing list. Thank you for your cooperation.