• Snow. Why did snow exist? It seemed everytime he got into his car, Jack thought this. Snow continues this incessant assault on my windshield, he thought, only to be wiped away and defeated by a pair of wipers. Sure, there are a few lone soldiers of ice left over, but why did they stay there? It was useless for them to exist in that state. But this isn't about what Jack thought, because what Jack thought was wrong. This story, however, is about the snow, why it works the way it does, and things akin to these subjects. Many scientists have claimed that snow is nothing more than frozen water, that crystallizes in the sky and falls to Earth where it melts away. But they're in the same boat as Jack was, a boat of wrong things. A boat of wrong things that has a big wrong hole in the middle of it, where all the wrong water flows in and drowns all the wrong scientists and the wrong, wrong Jack. But this story isn't about Jack. It's about Snow. and who he is.