• What Idiots Thought Of This?
    By Taylor Stevens, Alex Harris, and David Dusky
    Taylor- Narrator and Himself
    David- Tiny Tim and Jigsaw
    Alex- Big Bob and Oliver
    Narrator: It was a dark and overall normal night of February, 21, 2010. Oliver the cat was lying in a chair watching YouTube videos. All of a sudden a video had caught his eye. The video was of Jigsaw, the famous character from the horror movies called Saw. Oliver was watching it when his owner Taylor came behind him and asked,
    Taylor: What are you doing?
    Narrator: he asked,
    Oliver: Watching some stupid video about the one guy from Saw, Jigsaw.
    Narrator: He stated. Then Oliver posted a harsh comment under the video,
    Oliver: This is the stupidest video I’ve ever seen. I hope you choke on the air you breathe.
    Taylor: A little harsh don’t you think?
    Narrator: Taylor worried. After Oliver had posted the comment, Jigsaw slowly emerged from the front door and walked towards Oliver. Everyone saw him and screamed in fright!
    Oliver: Meow!
    Narrator: yelled Oliver,
    Taylor: Help me!
    Narrator: yelled Taylor,
    Tiny Tim and Big Bob: Can we have some money?
    Narrator: asked two hobos.
    Taylor: Who are you guys?
    Narrator: Taylor questioned.
    Big Bob: I’m Big Bob.
    Narrator: Stated the smaller hobo.
    Tiny Tim: And I’m Tiny Tim.
    Narrator: Said the other hobo.
    Oliver: OK then.
    Narrator: Oliver said curiously. Jigsaw came up to Oliver and said,
    Jigsaw: I would like to play a game.
    Narrator: In the middle of the sentence he pulled something off his back and said,
    Jigsaw: And it’s checkers.
    Narrator: Oliver and Jigsaw had started the game so the hobos and Taylor started to get interested.
    Taylor: I bet $60 on Jigsaw.
    Narrator: Taylor said. Tiny Tim took the money off of the board and said,
    Tiny Tim: I bet my blade of grass.
    Taylor: That’s a piece of lead.
    Narrator: Taylor stated. Tiny Tim repeated,
    Tiny Tim: I bet my blade of grass.
    Narrator: And once again Taylor said,
    Taylor: Dude, that’s a piece of lead.
    Narrator: But Tiny Tim ignored him and said again,
    Tiny Tim: I bet my blade of grass.
    Taylor: I will give you $10 if you say that is a piece of lead!
    Narrator: Taylor yelled.
    Tiny Tim: Deal!
    Narrator: said Tiny Tim as he snatched away the money.
    Big Bob: I bet my shoe.
    Narrator: Said Big Bob. After three hours of staring at a checkerboard, eating cheese puffs, and screaming, “Move that one!!!” Jigsaw had finally won.
    Jigsaw: Muhahahaha!!!
    Narrator: Jigsaw chuckled.
    Jigsaw: Now you will die cat!
    Narrator: screamed Jigsaw as he pulled a knife out from his pocket. After several failed attempts of trying to stab Oliver Jigsaw tried to stab him one last time and accidentally stabbed himself. As he was crying in pain, everyone just laughed at him as he was bleeding to death, well except Tiny Tim, he was checking his pockets for money.
    After Jigsaw had killed himself Taylor had established a funeral in his fridge next to the milk and processed cheese. During the funeral only Taylor really felt somewhat sad, everyone else was laughing to hard to care. After the not so emotion funeral Taylor and Oliver had buried Jigsaw in the sink with a bar of soap on the spot where he stabbed himself.