• it was after school at henry M. Jackson high school. The preps were jerking at the basketball court. The gangsters were cussing out eachother and showing off their a** that no one wants to see > neutral . The emos were writing lyrics and listening to botdf and brokencyde. The blonde haired deuch bag was playing his guitar. The deuch bags guitar was to loud for the emos. And the deuch bag
    was right under their tree. The deuch bag did the same song over and over again "I drink beer and every beer i've ever had is on a shelf above my bed and sometimes i turn on my stereo to loud and face it ut my window to bug the shitt out of people, Yeah oh i am a deuch bag." Tuned the deucg bag over and over.An emo scene kid named Grenard took the ipod out of his ears and said, "How would Gerard Way or Dahvie Vanity handle this." Said Grenard."he thought they would gang beat the crap out of the deuch bag and steal his guitar." Thought Grenard. "I will get my girl friend and all my friends to beat the deuch." Thought Grenard. Grenard poked his girl friend Taylor's shoulder.
    "help me beat up the deuch." Said Grenard."Okay." replied Taylor his gf. They grabbed all the scene kids. They went up to the deuch bag and tied him up and beat him with baseball bats and put him in the hospital. They stole his guitar. The deuch bag never bothered them again. Grenard made scene kids the most popular people in school instead of getting beat up by jocks all the time. The nerds wanted half of the popularity. And thats when the new war started. Emo scene kids vs NERDS.