• Chapter One: How My Life Sucks


    “HARLEY! YOU’RE GOING TO BE LATE!” my mom yelled out. My twin brother, Jacob, called out laughing, “Comin’ Harley? Ya’ know, the early vampire gets the mosquito!” As he left, he threw his stinky underwear at me, like every late evening I had school. I went down, and the chef made us all deer legs, and it was the old weak kind, the kind I liked. When I and my prankster twin twerp got to school, I could never make it to class on time, for I never gotten to full powers yet. “Sorry I’m late again to class but-“that’s when the teacher sighed “Harley Douso, late again it seems.” I sulked in my chair, knowing that I was in trouble for being late, and my damn twin just laughed. “Harley, your punishment is-“I was scared, hoping I didn’t have to kill an innocent human- “to kill… a human!” That’s when I fainted; eyes closed, fangs showing in fear; I had to go home it was so bad. When I felt better, I opened my favorite book, ‘Twilight’, all teen vampire girls favorite book. I read until Jacob came back from school, and when he saw me reading he said, “No wonder you fainted in class; your nothing but an L-O-S-E-R! You’re a kind hearted vampire if you read this book, Harley-har-har!” It was true that I was kind hearted, but he shouldn’t make a big deal about it! “You know somethin’ Jacob, if you weren’t a vampire, I’d just wish that you’d gone to hell already!” “Yeah, well, I’m going to get the night bite!” I went on Gaia Online for an hour, (of course it’s a vampire, like me, AND THE GAME YOU'RE PLAYING DAMN IT! scream ), then went out for a night stroll, so Jacob couldn’t bug me for too long. 15 min. in the walk, I came across a shadowy figure…



    Chapter Two: “Were” Is the Vampire Princess

    “Who are you, and what do you want?” I asked firmly. No answer. All that I could hear is the beating heart of the figure, and breathing, deep breathing. “If this is some kind of joke, then show yourself!” I thought it was Jacob, but then I heard growling, something he doesn’t do. What happened next, well, put it like this, a cat and a dog are put together, the dog sees the cat and jumps on it, end of story. I was the cat, and the other thing was the dog. “I’m so sorry, If you don’t leave now, some vampire might bite you, but first, allow me to introduce myself, I’m Michael Hounds, Werewolf Prince, and who might you be?” “I can’t talk to strangers, even if you did introduce yourself.” “Very well, but do you know where the blue eyed vampire Harley is, she looks hot, sexy and sweet!” (Did I forget to put I was the blue eyes vampire in the first chapter, oh well, that’s what happens when vampires never drink blood!) “You want to make out with her I guess?” “You know something about her? I’m listening.” “Well… I’m the vampire princess!” “Your WHAT!?” Before he could do anything else, I quickly kissed him, ON THE LIPS!!! “HARLEY!!! TIME TO COME IN!!!” I was too distracted to even hear Jacob! “Harley, it’s time to come- WHAT THE F**K ARE YOU DOING!?” That’s when he saw me, and pulled me back home by the fangs! (That’s the vampire’s weakest spot! Ouch!)