• "What do you mean by you need some space? If you have something to say just say it I don't have time to deal with your bullshit today." I asked realizing my suspicion was correct.
    "Don't be mad at me but I've been in love with Joe since we broke up the first time. I tried to push my feelings for him away but after these last few weeks I’ve been hanging out with him I can't deny it anymore. I'm sorry Vlad but I've fallen for another." said Cassandra from the other side of the phone.
    "Do you still want to be with me or not? Say it so I know where you stand."
    "I don't want you to be mad at me."
    "To late for that, just tell me so I can get on with my life."
    "No I don't. I'm sorry."
    "Fine we are threw, you can go to hell. I never want to see you again."
    "We can't be friends?"
    "Would you like to be my friend if I called you up and told you I didn’t love you anymore and imp leaving you for another woman?"
    I heard nothing from the phone. "That’s what I thought. Bye b***h."
    I'm Vladimier Vincient Valentine, and that was my girlfriend of two years Cassandra Melony Rogers. I only know three things love is a fallacy, my life sucks a**, and my best friend is beating on the door of my apartment.
    "Vlad dude she's been cheating on you and........oh you must know already that or you just got fired." Joey said trying to make me laugh. It did.
    "Dude how the hell did you know about that?"
    "Hey bro's before hoes right."
    "First that doesn't answer my question, and yes bro's before hoe's" I said as I let him in. "you know sometimes it sucks having you next door."
    “I followed her and why would you say that?"
    "Well for one you always have girls over and it cramps my style and, well that’s all I got."
    "Oh by style do you mean the fact you've been looking for a reason to dump Cassandra so you can get with Snow?"
    "Never say that bitches name again and dude Snow is coming over in a bit do you mind helping me clean up real quick?" I said looking around at the pig sty that was my living room.
    "Not gonna clean the bedroom are we?"
    "I cleaned it earlier." I said before I could stop myself. "Don't even say it."
    "Dude you're gonna tell Snow that you dumped Cassandra aren't you?"
    "Well yea I thought about it" I said as we pick up the trash from two months ago. "You know I wish they would quit sending me out on missions I haven't been home in almost two months."
    "Don't you get teamed up with Snow?"
    "Not lately, she's been working with the medical squads to improve her medical jutsu." I said as Joey threw the last pizza box in the trash.
    "Well since the place is clean I'm outa here I got a date with Asuna Abari."
    "Nice dude haven't you been after her for months."
    "Yea and she finally said yes. I'm taking her to Mr. Yamamoto's."
    "You do realize that's the most exclusive place in town how did you get a reservation?"
    "I found the owners dog."
    "Yea sure you did, well I'll ya later man." I said as Joey left. I couldn't wait for Snow to get here.
    Snow Imahara is a 5'2", 105 pound girl with a slim body and ankle length white hair and my other assigned team member. She was our group’s medical ninja, and a dammed good one but she failed her last exam so she had to retake the class as well as the exam. It wasn't her fault though they gave us a mission and we didn't get back until the night before, but today was her final so maybe she got some good news and I can quit being sent out by myself.
    "Hiya Vlad" said Snow as she walked in my door and gave me a hug before she went to the fridge. "Aw man your outa sake I guess I'll make do with whatever you’ve got concocted here."
    "Come on Snow you know you love my homemade wines and that’s strawberry that you got there, I made a batch of banana for you it’s in the brown bottle grab the green one for me while you’re over there." I said as I turned the TV to the anime network.
    "You know you always make the best wine." she said after taking a drink from her bottle and sitting next to me. “Hey pick your arm up you know I always sit there."
    "Okay okay don't get pushy" I said as Snow snuggled up against me. “Your cute you know that."
    "First of all that wasn't me being pushy. This is me being pushy" she said as she leaned over and kissed me. “And I'm not cute."
    "Um why did you just kiss me?" I asked blushing.
    "Vlad dude I've been flirting with you for months and now your single so..." she said as she leaned over and kissed me again.”I'm claiming you as mine."
    “Oh and I have no say in this?”
    “Oh so you don’t want to be with me then?”
    “That’s not what I meant by that.”
    “Oh really, what did you mean by it?”
    “I meant I wanted the chance to ask you out not be claimed.”
    “I knew you was gonna ask me out stupid, it’s kinda obvious when the house is clean for once.”
    “Oh yea that would prolly do it.”