• Me: Read the description first.
    Kakuzu: NO!!!!!!!!!
    Me: *puts money in his mouth* SHUT UP AND PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR WAKING UP IN VEGAS!!!!!
    Sasori: *sigh* EL of Major Cosplay does not own the akatsuki.
    Me: Yes, I do and... "Wake me, c'mon and wake me up now I
    Want to cut off my strings and break,
    Loose of your control of me,
    Cut your strings and be free with me,
    Wake,and wake me up now I want
    To cut off my strings and break, loose
    Of your control of me,cut your strings
    And be free with me!!!!!!!!!"
    Sasori: Shut up!

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    Chapter 5: Buttocks

    It was just another ordinary day at the akatsuki...
    Who am I kidding? The Akatsuki? Normal? Oh, please.
    Anyways, Tobi was just walking (skipping) down the halls of the akatsuki base when he heard something in Deidara's room.
    Deidara: Sasori-danna~~~~~~, your buttocks are really sharp.
    Sasori: Shut up, brat. I'm doing this for you, now but your head closer to my buttocks.
    Deidara: It looks weird...
    Sasori: I don't care. Come closer to me.
    Deidara: Will it hurt?
    Sasori: As long as I'm here, it won't.
    Tobi couldn't believe his (virgin) ears. He ran into the living room panting.
    Kisame: Yo!!! Tobi!!! What's wrong???
    Tobi: Sasori-sempai is...showing his buttocks to....Deidara-sempai!!!!!!!!!
    The mouths of the members in the living room dropped. Mazumi walked into the living room.
    Mazumi: Hey, guys... What's wrong?
    The members were talking all at the same time so she couldn't really understand. It caught her attention when she heard the words 'showing buttocks.' She pinned Tobi to a wall and grabbed his cloak collar.
    Mazumi: DID YOU MOON MY BOYFRIEND?!
    Tobi: N-no, Mazumi-chan! Tobi overheard Deidara & Sasori-sempai together and Sasori-sempai was going to show his buttocks to Deidara-sempai!
    Mazumi: D-Deidara? D-danna? *passes out*
    Hidan: Poor biitch... Everyone's trying to get in her boyfriend's pants...
    Kisame: *puts Mazumi on his shoulder* Let's go tell Leader.
    In Leader's office...
    Pein: *looks at picture of Konan* Oh, Konan... Why did you have to die in that shredder?
    Akatsuki (excluding Sasori & Deidara): LEADER-SAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Pein: *spits out coffee* WHAT THE FRACK?!
    Akatsuki: *talking at the same time*
    Pein: *twitch twitch snap* EVERYONE SHUT THE FRACK UP!!!!!!!!!
    Akatsuki: *silent*
    Pein: Itachi, what is the problem.
    Itachi: ...Sasori showed Deidara his buttocks...
    Pein: *twitch twitch* O.e AKATSUKI MEETING!
    In Akatsuki meeting room:
    Pein: This meeting is about you and you. *pointing to Sasori & Deidara* Do you know why?
    Deidara: Uh...no, un?
    Pein: I heard from the members that, Sasori had showed his...buttocks to you, Deidara.
    My, Sasori lost his cool.
    Sasori: WHY IN FUAK'S NAME WOULD I FUAK HIM?! THAT BRAT?! I'D RATHER FUAK MAZUMI!!!!!
    Me: What?
    Deidara: *lifts eyebrow* Yeah, what, un?
    Sasori: Uh...nothing. *sits back down*
    Deidara: Where did you here that leader, un?
    Tobi: Tobi heard you two in the room and Sasori-sempai was about to show his buttocks to you! I thought you loved me!
    Me: Naaaaah. He loves me.
    Tobi: Shut up, biitch!
    Deidara: TOBI YOU BAKAYARO, UN!!!!! THAT WAS---- Uh...
    Pein: What was that Deidara?
    Deidara: N-nothing Leader-sama, un...
    Pein: *stern voice* Deidara...
    Deidara: BOTOX, OKAY??? BOTOX DAMMIT, UN!!!!!!! *sinks into seat*
    Itachi: Yeah, and you call me botox face.
    Pein: Uh...dismissed...
    Tobi: *sparkle* Tobi's glad, Deidara-sempai~! But you're already perfect~! blaugh
    Deidara: *punches in face* Dumba$s dammit.

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    Me: There. ^o^ You better like it, 'cause I skipped my time to chat with Mello to write this. I haven't chatted with her in a while. Oh, I just wrote an 18 paged love story last night. It's a Sasori/Deidara love story (not yaaoi). I'm such a pervert. >o< Sasori's hawt.
    Sasori: What?
    Me: Uh...coming Hidan~!
    Sasori: Stop that! And Hidan's not even here! He's in Spain, dammit!