• "Ha, what a nerd" the jock says while he dips the little pale nerd's head in the toilet. "We have to get a picture of this" and so they do.
    Later that day while the nerd (who's name is being disclosed for obvious reasons) is walking down the hall with his books in his right hand and his duct tape glasses. Suddenly everone is laughing at him, they may usually laugh at him but this time it's more than usual. He looks around and sees all these pictures of the jocks plunging the toilet with his head on the lockers. He though he could take being bullies but this time, they had gone too far. He can conjored up a plan. The next day was a normal day at school. The skater's were talking to the skaters, the cheerleaders with the cheerleaders, and the nerds with the nerds. Nothing out of the ordinary... or so it seemed. After 3rd period, the pasty nerd kid went to lunch, where he had a surprise waiting for his jock bullies. They always took his lunch so this time he added a little somthing extra. In his sandwitch was jalapenos, extra hot, hot sause, and somthing that i can't mentioun but is eadible.
    "You know the drill, hand it over" the jock said to the nerd.
    "No, please don't, i made that special today" said the nerd.
    "Oh, well that just makes it better" said the jock as he ripped the lunch from his hands and laughed.
    And the nerd just sat and waited. When the jock took the first bite of the sandwitch his maouth became inflamed and he threw it up in the air. When it landed, it landed directly on his girlfriend's head and she started freaking out so she dropped her food while someone was walking by, they slipped on it and their food landed on a skater. As soon as the skater realized what happened, he yelled "FOOD FIGHT!!!"
    So it had begun. The biggest food fight in the school's history and it was all the little pasty nerd's fault. I was the only one who knew that he had started it because i was his friend (but not a nerd). That's the story of the pasty nerd with duct tape glasses. But no one will ever find out that it was him. ninja




    This is a true story.