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Yes! Finally, a date with the best guy in the whole world! This guy was handsome, plus he...well, he was just...the one~!
Anyways, so our date; horrible. But I suppose it couldn't have gone any better.
So we had gone out to dinner, a really nice one, too. We ate fine and we dressed fine, too. But...when we arrived back at my house, after he had politely drove me home, he started to lean.
I leaned and, in his car, on my first date; we would kiss. My first kiss! Imagine! Anyways, the mood was just right, the moon was just coming up and his music was turned down low, my parents still hadn't noticed the car, and he was reached out to pull me forward when...
FART!!!
I was so embarassed, but despite that I laughed. LAUGHED! Right in his face! We were probably only a centimeter apart when I farted, then laughed in his face. HOW EMBARASSING!!!
Despite that, we ended up marrying, we now have a son, and we are as happy as...well, two peas in a pod!
- by xXNoirPapillonDieuXx |
- High School Flashback
- | Submitted on 04/19/2009 |
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- Title: First Date or Last?
- Artist: xXNoirPapillonDieuXx
- Description: This is hilarious...just read it, fools! But seriously, this really isn't me, I'm not even in high school yet, I turn fourteen in only...three days I think. Anyways, this actually happened to my aunt. And my uncle is AWESOME! He's a cop, and yes, he married her even though this happened, now THAT is true love!
- Date: 04/19/2009
- Tags: first date last
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Comments (7 Comments)
- lovely781 - 03/30/2011
- i wuz laughing so hard when i read fart XD but that's definitely true love!! i'd be so embarrassed if that happened 2 me,btu them still together it so cute!!!
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- D00mz-D4y - 03/25/2010
- I bet now that you're married he farts all the time
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- just_being_unique - 07/04/2009
- omg i was laughing and yeah that sounds like tru love rite there 5/5 plus favorited
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- xXNoirPapillonDieuXx - 07/04/2009
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it's completely true...well...i was recently told they actually went to burger king on this date...but otherwise it's completely true and they had a kid, he's my cousin and his name's spencer and well...that's my last name :I
i have two cousins named spencer...weird... - Report As Spam
- lolly rockstar - 06/19/2009
- ill give u a five man that sounds funny i can imaginate it like a movie i bet u it wuz funy
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- lolly rockstar - 06/19/2009
- is that true
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- higotatski - 06/10/2009
- i hope that never happens 2 me
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