• Put your hands on your knees and hobble to the right
    Then do a 360 with your eyes shut tight
    While you're dizzy get busy and pretend you're a mime
    Then make whiny noises and clap five times
    Hold out your arms, start running in place
    Try to do the Moonwalk, and fall on your face
    Get up and stomp around like a big fat lummox
    Then jump out the window with your hands on your buttocks