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    When you are hungry, and oh! the fridge is empty-
    when the cupboards offer you no chips, or little gummies,
    do not despair, friend!

    For then is when there is truly nothing to eat,
    when you resignedly accept your grumbly rumbly fate.
    No! Deny, I say, Deny!

    Do you see that old tortilla? Do you see that grape jelly?
    I bet they would taste DELICIOUS togther!
    And why don't you add some honey? Grape jelly
    with honey smells a little bit like cat food, but it will sustain you!

    Even wilted cellery is edible, and cheese paste keeps for decades!
    Eat, eat whatever you have, create your own delicious treats!
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