• Don't let people walk all over you.
    Think for yourself.
    Don't decide what actions you take based one what people think about you.
    Assume people think the worst and will not change their mind, it will be easier to do what you want.
    Be your own person.
    Don't sell out.
    Welch out of a bet if it goes against your morals and standards.
    Don't make such bets in the first place.. there's always a chance you could lose.
    There is no honor you could betray that is worse than betraying your own honor.
    There is no word you could go back on that trumps going back on your own.
    Don't give your word if you don't mean it 100%.
    Don't fall in love so easily.
    Don't think you've fallen in love unless you know have seen the darkest corners of someone's soul, and you know you have seen the worst person they could possibly be.
    Don't fall in love unless you can recognize someone's ugly side as their ugly side.
    Don't fall in love if you still find attraction to that ugly side.
    You cannot escape guilt and shame, don't try.
    You cannot escape guilt and shame, don't try.
    ******** as many people as you can while you still can.
    Use a condom.
    Take guidance, not commands.
    Take suggestions, not demands.
    Listen to reason and decide, don't listen to reason and follow.
    Decide the difference between reason and something that sounds witty.
    Stop.
    Think.
    Take time and think about things.
    Think about everything.
    Think about thinking about nothing.
    Use your brain, it's the best god-damned weapon you've got.
    Think for yourself.
    Think.
    For yourself.
    Think.
    For yourself.
    Think.
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    Think for yourself.
    Think.