• Boy - " Well am i going to get to second base?"
    Girl - " What are you nuts? We're bairley in love?"
    Boy - " Well, I love you and I know that.."
    Girl - " Bullshit! You just want action..... pathetic attempt."
    Boy - " Okay so the feeling I have for you are a sham is what you'r saying?"
    Girl - " NO, What im saying is that your attempt to "do it" is just pathetic."
    Boy - " So these feelings i have isn't called love?"
    Girl - " If they're in your pants then no...God you don't even know what love is..
    Boy - " I KNOW WHAT LOVE IS! IT IS THE PASSION AND THOUGHT I HAVE FOR YOU!"
    Girl - " Apparently not enough.......
    Boy - " Enough for me to actually THINK about you that way!"
    Girl - " YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!"
    Boy - " No, I don't! Please extrapolate...."
    Girl - " Love is about the way I think;
    Boy - " That's what I said!
    Girl - " DON'T INTERUPT ME!
    Boy - " Okay..
    Girl - " Love is about the way I think about you and the way i feel when im around you.. Also about the way I laugh at you and the moments we cherish. About the times when I should leave, But don't.When I feel small and I feel like you own me. When I cry and wonder, But get over it. From you hurting me, but me continuing to love and feel the same way. From me correcting you in you'r grammer and for the I protect myself from the hurtful comments you make, But I still love you........
    Boy - " Ouch... -thinks, you just got pawned buddy-"
    Girl - " So do you love me?"
    Boy - " Well when you put it that way..... were is the LOVE love in that?
    Girl - " O grow up!"
    Boy - " So do you love me?"
    Girl - " Well I stick around don't I?"
    Boy - " Me too!"
    Girl - " Good..."
    -both walk away and boy trys to grab her butt-
    Girl - " Then again, I wonder how much Ebay would pay........"