• I can’t go to school because I am sick
    If I walk out my house I’ll get hit by a brick

    I can’t go to school because I’m afraid
    On my way there I might get run over by a huge parade

    I can’t go to school because I have a funereal to attend
    School uniforms
    just aren’t the new trend

    I can’t go to school because I woke up late
    I broke my thumb while learning how to skate

    I can’t go to school because I feel a little blue
    My brother stuck my hands together with supper glue

    I can’t go to school because school is boring
    I wonder what excuses I’ll have tomorrow morning



    lol lol lol lol