• It pains me to say this,
    Won't anyone hear my plea?
    I've gone and got addicted,
    to Gaia's zOmg!

    But like every other game,
    My patience is beginning to tire;
    Every time I lose a life
    I throw a kitten in the fire.

    Of course that was I joke,
    Just a feeble attempt to keep rhyme,
    But I sometimes get so angry,
    That it could happen soon in time.

    So from this gaming mad loony,
    I warn you loud and clear,
    Gramsters will be the death of me,
    And any cute thing near!