• Hello, I'm Mo_the_Half.
    I like to write comics.
    Go look at them in the arenas.
    I'm bored, so I wrote this for ya'.
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    ONE: Let's talk me...

    Isn't she beautiful,
    so cute and sweet.
    But... isn't she different?
    The way she walks on those feet.

    Won't she style her hair?
    No, it's not so fair.
    Not even blonde.
    Just get gone!

    Pant's every day?
    Go buy some shorts!
    Oh, you don't like to show off
    with very skimpy skorts?

    A baggy sweatshirt!
    That's just sick.
    All the other girls wear
    tight tanks that really fit.

    Not even a single piercing,
    except for her ears.
    Each modestly pricked
    which made her tear.

    Jeeze, no eyeliner,
    lipstick, chap, or cover up.
    Ha! Go buy some clearasil,
    with you, we wouldn't share a cup.

    Virgin! Single!
    Never made out?
    Wow, what a sorry sight.
    Oh look, she made a pout.

    The girl got angry,
    but she had no comebacks.
    Then it came to her...
    She had something they lack.

    Really she was beautiful,
    but she won't show it off.
    She has enough self esteem,
    while they cry in the loft.

    This girl had a gift.
    One that was unique,
    she could draw all day and night,
    and not stop for a week.

    She drew every day.
    Since third grade she did.
    Never giving up this passion,
    The girl was an amazing kid.

    She had brains
    though no brawns.
    She gave all effort,
    even when cutting the lawns.

    "I don't care what I look like,
    I don't dress to impress.
    Though, I love being cute,
    I love myself the best."

    She was a kind soul.
    This girl never has cussed.
    She's very encouraging.
    But she has no bust.

    "I'll never give up!
    I'll keep on going.
    One day I'll be a cartoonist.
    Then it'll be money I'm mowing."

    That is her passion.
    It is her life.
    She writes amazing stories.
    She would also like to be a wife.

    Her best friend is Sammy.
    Don't forget Justin!
    JP is her only ex,
    but she loves all of em.

    Sometimes she's in her own little world.
    Daydreaming of her comics.
    Oh! She's typing to her RP buddy,
    Darkeh the vamp is in it.

    When you see this girl,
    one day you may,
    tell her she is beautiful
    in every single way.

    Who is this girl you ask?
    God, you are so stupid.
    It's Mo_the_Half.
    She's amazing like cupid.

    HA! Now she's done typing.
    She says she'll see you soon.
    Maybe her fans will see this?
    But allas, there is the moon.

    Goodnight, young readers.
    The girl is so tired.
    She goes to sleep,
    dreaming of you getting fired.