• On my camel I crossed the Eiffle tower,
    When no one was afloat.
    The meistro helps me sing when I'm in the shower.
    My wombat dug a moat.

    Electrical cords ran away,
    From men in baggy tights.
    I guess there's only one thing to say:
    "Hummers fight the good fight."

    My opossum ran to town,
    One summer ago.
    Clowns clowns clowns clowns clowns.
    Shut up, homophobe!!!

    Mice at at my apple,
    So I swam to heaven.
    I guess I'll have a drink of my handy Snapple [tm]
    And count my pairs by seven.

    There once was a man named Chuck Foo,
    And I know what he was born to do.
    He licked a palm tree,
    By the grace of that bee,
    He died while taking a poo.

    Jumping across the pacific,
    While my head was in a plane.
    I found your face horrific.
    I guess that antelope's to blame...

    My inguana had a dog,
    On stormy Christmas Eve.
    I never saw it 'cause I was out on a jog,
    My priest made it leave.

    "Lovely day this evening!"
    Said the lettuce to the bat.
    "Creep! I must be leavening!"
    The rat with wings spat.

    In a flutter around the woods,
    I think I took the time,
    To sit and pull up my hood,
    And pretend I ws a mime.

    Rabbit went to sea,
    Vaacume went to bed.
    Turkey went to the belly of me,
    Blimp went to the Ville of Lead.

    I want some beef jerky,
    Please yell at the cause.
    There goes that darn turkey!
    The play button, not pause.