• "Eat me" the little muffin read
    Now Alice is strung out on crack
    The yellow brick road is there, I'm told
    Along with Kringle and Cracker-Jack

    Alien kangaroos in pink pantaloons
    Have invaded your planet and stole all your 'shrooms
    A wonder-bra can save us all
    If used with two great big balloons

    I'm happy go lucky, at least with my ducky
    I'm not quite your average nit-wit
    If metaphor's in need, just use ice cream
    You could say I'm a banana split

    Rage is rampart and in the air
    And poison slowly kills us all
    I'm not sayin' you're ******** or out of luck
    Just that even your punk a** will fall

    A system run by pigs and snakes
    Overcome by rising stakes
    Will be taken out by wolves at bey
    The thought so evil, it gives me the shakes

    The mad hatter is back and swinging a hammer
    The mouse just heart cat and ran like a rat
    And the queen just saw the kings in between
    Couldn't hold in her laugh about have a calf
    Then he said, "At least I'm not fat."