• Nobody wants an ice cream cone never from me, they say my prices suck but they're only two for 3.
    There are no other ice cream sellers in the whole town, so why do they look at me with a big frown.
    They look at me with disgust and with a sort of downwards smile, maybe I should think about this for a good while.
    It must be my truck the music that it has, it sounds like a horse with alot of gas.
    Is it because they don't like that I have a scar on my cheek? Is it because I wear a smile every hour every week?
    I can't figure it out it's making me sad. WAIT A MINUTE I remember my dad.
    The flavors he had weren't the best in the city, but he got them to buy some because he was so witty.
    Although my flavors are good flavors and the best in the land, this is very confusing and I don't understand.
    The flavors are as this I will list them for you, so you can see what's wrong and tell me what to do.
    The first flavor is the best it's Tarantula Cookie Dough, the only side effect is making your nose grow.
    The second flavor is awesome it's Dung Beetle Pie, some of you may like it so you should give it a try.
    The third flavor is great it's Blue Poison Toad, it clears you out by making you drop a big load.
    The fourth I must confess is Bloody Finger Cherry, and it is for those who don't handle well with dairy.
    The fifth is weird it's called Butt of a Cat, I don't even know why I have that.
    The last and final one is called Poop Soup Chocolate, it's great so you should try it.
    No? I guess I understand, I guess my ice cream is just very bland.