• There once was a little girl,
    Who loved to read,
    She'd read and twirl,
    And never stop to weed.

    She always had her nose in a book,
    And when she didn't she'd just yelp,
    She'd let her mother cook,
    And never help.

    She's never done school in her life,
    She'd read until her vision blurred,
    She always caused her family strife,
    And her brother called her absurd.

    Anyone would have to agree,
    That that book lover is me.