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The Legend of Kelda
Adventures of Mink
By,
The Narrator (Kiyoshi21)
“Shop Keeper, Shop Keeper, what will you by from me for 100 rubies?” the poor blonde haired village boy asked
“What’s your hurry boy,” the shop keeper asked
“The King has sent out his tax collectors and I have no rubies.” the boy stated
“What’s your name boy?”
“Mink” the boy responded
“Alright, Mink, I’ll make you a deal if you find me the perfect bough I’ll give you 1,000 rubies”
“Deal”
Soon after Mink headed to the Missing Woods to find the perfect bough. Mink walked through the woods looking for the perfect bough.
“There it is,” Mink exclaimed
Mink rushed over to it, But to his misfortune he ran into a branch and knocked himself out.
“Owh, what happened?” Mink muttered to himself
As his vision was refocusing he wondered over to the bough, yet with another wave of misfortune there was a stick driven in to the bough.
“Well maybe he’ll still take it if I pull the stick out” Mink
thought
So Mink Pulled on the stick. Finally the stick came out in that instant there was a flash of light.
After the blinding flash of light faded a black haired, greasy faced, janitor with wings appeared.
“Ola me amego, I am The Great Lairy, what is your name?’
The Great Lairy Spoke
“M-M-Mink.” Mink muttered
“Mink, thank you for releasing me from the bough by pulling
the Stick of Righteousness from it,” The Great Lairy Spoke
“Do I get Three Wishes?” Mink Asked
“No” The Great Lairy Spit Out
“Two”
“No”
“One”
“No”
“Half”
“Gosh Dang it, get it through your head you get no wishes”
The Great Lairy Yelled
“Now be quite, I see you have a great big knot on your head
take this mattress and sleep on it and you will feel rejuvenated and full of courage and take the Stick of Righteousness with you too.” The Great Lairy spoke and then vanished
Mink rushed home sold the bough, slept on the mattress and wondered what to do with the Stick of Rightchesness, but little did Mink know The Evil Nerd Panondorf was after the mattress of The Great Lairy’s.
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“Give me the mattress,” Demanded Panondorf
“I don’t have the mattress any more amego” The Great Lairy
Spoke
“Then give me the pillow”
“Never you already have the sheets,” The Great Lairy Spoke
“Besides a poor village boy Mink as the mattress”
Soon after that conversation Panondorf left and The Great Lairy went to visit the beautiful Princess Kelda.
“Kelda, Kelda, wake up take this pillow and protect it; if it
falls in to the wrong hands the world……” The Great Lairy began
to lose his powers scene evil was growing stronger causing him to
vanish
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“I need to see the Princess,” Mink yelped
“You can’t see the Princess,” the Guard snapped
“What’s going on her Charles?” Kelda with long blonde hair
in a beautiful white and pink dress questioned
“Nothing, nothing, just a rapscallion,” Charles answered
“Princess, Princess, please help me its very important!”
Mink yelped
Soon enough again the Princess; Kelda joined Mink on his adventure to boycott the use of broccoli, mayonnaise, and socks.
The Great Evil Nerd Panondorf sent his assassin to kill Mink and retrieve the mattress. The assassin finally found Mink boycotting with Kelda.
“Hand over the mattress, Mink” the assassin yelled
“Ahhh! An assassin and he wants my
Thing-a-mu-jig-a-mu-bob,” Mink cried
“Alright now you’ll face the wrath of my big sharp pointy
dagger, Mohaha,” The assassin laughed
After that the assassin pulled out a dull pair of s-kizzor-s from his back pocket.
“Oh, ya, my big sharp pointy dagger is at the cleaners,” the
assassin choked
Now that the assassin was embarrassed he jumped on Mink’s back and stole the mattress using a phone book.
Little did any one else now the great evil nerd king Panondorf sent his eagle to retrieve the pillow from Kelda’s room.
Soon after that the Great Lairy appeared…….
“Noo….oo you have….evil….et….the….sheet……f…..
pow.....Pel…..f….wis….m…an…..mat……f…..ourg….,” The Great Lairy Faded in and out has he stated this misfortune
“Hurry, we must get to Pennant Tower Before its to late”
Kelda Shrieked
They rushed to Pennant Tower to stop Panondorf.
“Mohahahaha, The Sheets of Power, The Pillow of Wisdom,
and The Mattress of Courage, Mohahahaha,”
Mink and Kelda rushed to the top of the Pennant Tower only to find The Great Evil Nerd King Panondorf sleeping in the bed.
“No, No, No! He’ll have immence power now that he has
slept in the bed,” Kelda screamed
Panondorf awoke.
“Mohahahaha, Just try to stop me now!” Released Panondorf
Which now Transformed into Panon.
Mink drew his Stick of Righteousness
“I’ll beat you to a pulp,” Mink yelled
“Not the Stick of Righteousness I’m done for,” yelped Panon
Mink jumped up and bashed the Stick of Righteousness into Panon’s head and knocked him out; he’s gone for good.
“We must leave before the tower collapses,” Kelda
recommended
“But the bed”
“Its too late we’ve got to go now!”
Mink and Kelda made it out safely. The tower collapsed and the remains of the bed was left. They rushed over to it and in that instant The Great Lairy appeared
“Thank you for saving the world, but you have ruined my very comfortable bed,” The Great Lairy has spoken
-The End
{P.S. No Offence to Zelda Fans}
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