What do you think are the best...

[falling_to_fly]

I wanted to know what people think are the best movies, but why not branch out to books and poems or whatever as well?
I want to know what you think are the:
2 saddest movies of all time
2 scariest movies of all time
2 funniest movies of all time
and if you want to, why not:
2 best/saddest/funniest books of all time
2 best/saddest/funniest poems of all time
plus your favourite jokes etc. Just thought we should see what other people like!
for me,
2 saddest movies: Titanic, Bridge to Terabithia (I know, I Know...)
2 scariest moves: disturbia, saw III
2 funniest movies: Death at a funeral, Naked Gun
but the awesomest movies are the Ocean's series (excluding ocean's 12)
My fave book would be Goodnight Mister Tom or The Hotel on the Roof of the World (its funny!)
and my fave poem would be Goldengrove.
I don't really know any good jokes....
Anyways, please share and feel free to comment on other people's faves etc. as well.

 

[Iconoclast Enthusiast]

2 saddest movies of all time:
After Life

2 scariest movies of all time:
Strangers on a Train
I'll think of another one...

2 funniest movies of all time:
Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
Kung Pow! Enter the Fist

2 best/saddest/funniest books of all time:
I'll have to think about these too  

[Medic83]

2 saddest movies of all time:
Old yeller
Thomasina(an old Disney movie)

2 scariest movies of all time:
The Exorcist
The SAW Series

2 funniest movies of all time:
Monty Python's The Holy Grail
Mr.Bean the movie

2 best/saddest/funniest books of all time:
Uncle Johns Giant Bathroom Reader
You might be a redneck if..........  

[Verderbnis]

Saddest Movies:
Johnny got his gun
Have to think off another one

Scariest Movies:
SAW (only pt. I and only at first sight)
I am so easy to scare...

Funniest Movies:
Doomsday, Idiocracy, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz...

Best Book ever read:
Accelerando by Charles Stross  

[Safety-Foam]

2 saddest movies of all time
-City of Angels
-Pay it Forward

(Other sad movies are: Gladiator, The Green Mile, Armageddon, Moulin Rouge)

2 scariest movies of all time
-Identity
-Darkness Falls

2 funniest movies of all time
-The Rundown
-The Simpson's Movie

(Other Funny Movies: Dodgeball, Zoolander, Happy Gilmore, There's Something About Mary, Bruce Almighty, 50 First Dates, Blazing Saddles, The Princess Bride, Young Frankenstein, Meet The Fockers, The Birdcage, Hitch, Shangai knights, Robin Hood Men In tights, My Big Fat Greek Wedding.)
Oh gosh, I could go on but people probably stopped reading this ^^;;

2 best/funniest books of all time
-Any Terry Pratchett Book
-Any Mercedes Lackey book
-Catherine Coulter books
-Robert Jordon's Wheel of Time series (There are twelve books, but sadly Robert Jordon Passed away before his twelfth book could be finished by him, the final book is being finished by Brandon Sanderson)
-Bad Kitty, by Michele Jaffe
-The Strongbow Saga: Book one: Viking Warrior, Book Two: Dragons from the Sea, Book Three: The Road to Vengeance by Judson Roberts
( I could go on on these too, I love books)  

[Jay Robyn]

2 saddest movies of all time -
Armageddon
Titanic

2 scariest movies of all time -
pitch black
alien v.s. predator

2 funniest movies of all time -
Adam's family (love that one),

2 best books of all time -
Twilight
The Golem's Eye  

[Tagga]

My favorite movies: Shaun Of The Dead, Hot Fuzz, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, and Monty Python's Meaning Of Life.

Best Book Ever: T.S. Elliot's The Time Machine.

Honestly, Twilight sucked hard. [all three blew for s**t.]  

[BeatingxxHeartxxBaby]

I think the saddest movies of all time are 1) Tristan and Isolde (Yes, I know, I'm a sucker for sad romantic movies!! sweatdrop ) and I'll have to think of another one.

Scariest movies are Invasion (not sure if the title is right, but the one about aliens!) and once again, I'll have to think of a second.

Funniest movie of all time was definitely Freddy Got Fingered with Bruce Almighty coming in second because of the part where he messed up Evan's report. You'll know what I'm talking about if you've seen the movie lol

As for books and poems and everything else, I'd have to fill that in later because I'm going to play Rock Band now! \m/  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

2 saddest movies of all time:
high school musical 1 and 2. They are so totally crappy, that it is just SAD!! LOL

2 scariest movies of all time:
nothing particular, though I'll admit the "saw" series is definatly pretty twisted.....
2 funniest movies of all time:
"monty python and the holy grail" and "Airplane!"


Now, simply because I choose to add it...

Top 5 favorite movies:
1) v for vendetta
2) the last samurai
3) sweeny todd
4) donnie darko
5) the truman show

top 5 fav songs:
1) "cliffs of dover" - eric johnson
2) "canon rock" - jerry c
3) "we're not gonna take it" - twisted sister
4) "big blue (rock remix)" - nintendo
5) "rock'n temple" - GS-Screamer  

[SephieSummerdream]

Saddest movies:
1.Black Beauty
2.Two Brothers

Funniest movies:
1.Madagascar
2.Madagascar 2

Best book series:
1.Warriors by Erin Hunter
2.Pendragon by D.J. MacHale  

[Dread_Detective]

Saddest Movies:
1. Pay it Forward
2. Hard ball

Scariest Movies:
1. Halloween
2. Saw

Funniest Movies:
1.Tropic Thunder
2. Blues Brothers

Best Books
1. The once and future king by T.H. White
2. Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen  

[LavenderMintRose]

I'm living with false hope

And my eyes just want to see a ray of light

I'm gonna find it in my fairy tale...

2 saddest movies of all time: Never really saw any sad movies. Well... If I did I put them out of my mind. I don't like sad movies.

2 scariest movies of all time
I don't watch scary movies either.

2 funniest movies of all time
I can't say which are the funniest of all time, but I guess maybe some Monty Python stuff. Of their stuff, I've only seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail (and I saw Spamalot on Broadway a couple years ago). Zoolander is also pretty funny.

My favorite movies are Stardust, Mamma Mia, and Enchanted.

and if you want to, why not:
2 best/saddest/funniest books of all time
I read The Stranger in English class... that was pretty depressing. Actually... everything we've read this year was unnecessarily over-the-top depressing. Like Antigone. That was also like that. But that's a play...
Best book I've read... Well, I don't really read much anymore, and everything I read when I used to read wasn't that good, though I liked it at the time.
And I don't know what the funniest would be.

2 best/saddest/funniest poems of all time
I don't know.

 

[Esme Eames]

2 saddest movies of all time:
Eight Below - because the dog dies
Marley and Me - also because the dog dies, but it is great for some laughs, too

2 scariest movies of all time
Eagle Eye - because it's the most recent sort of scary I watched and it could really happen in the feature
Pulse - because it's the first scary movie that comes to mind and the creatures in it are just plain ugly

2 funniest movies of all time
Bride Wars - because it's the most recent sort of funny movie I've seen and even though it's pretty predictable it was pretty good
I can't think of another one right now.

Books
Lurlene McDaniel writes some of the saddest stories I've read. The most recent book I've read that made me cry my eyes out was The Huntress by Crystal Green. Anything by Kasey Michaels is hilarious to me.  

[PelicanBlack]

2 saddest movies of all time:
-Catch and Release
-Titanic

2 scariest movies of all time:
-Dr. Seuss' movies

2 funniest movies of all time
-Grind
-The New Guy

My favorite movies include:
-Fight Club
-Donnie Darko
-Across the Universe
-Running With Scissors
-The New Guy
-Grind
-Juno

best/saddest/funniest books of all time:
-Best: The Catcher in the Rye by JD Salinger
-Saddest: Betrayed by P.C. Cast and Kristin Cast
-Funniest: Rant by Chuch Palahniuk  

[the greatest wizard]

Well i think sad movies are the best for me anyways...I do cry at the end even though i'm a guy(not a girl)and love to read sad books too..