Deppfan Teague
Harujiro no Yorozuya
Allow me to introduce you to the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
http://www.venganza.org/
Go figure
stare but its funny i,ll admit that
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These are the basic laws that every christian follows i will post them and then convert them into something more understandable
1 “I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. You shall have no other gods before Me.
2 “You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them. For I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and fourth generations of those who hate Me, but showing mercy to thousands, to those who love Me and keep My Commandments.
3 “You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain, for the Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes His name in vain.
4 “Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days you shall labor and do all your work, but the seventh day is the Sabbath of the Lord your God. In it you shall do no work: you, nor your son, nor your daughter, nor your male servant, nor your female servant, nor your cattle, nor your stranger who is within your gates. For in six days the Lord made the heavens and the earth, the sea, and all that is in them, and rested the seventh day. Therefore the Lord blessed the Sabbath day and hallowed it.
5 “Honor your father and your mother, that your days may be long upon the land which the Lord your God is giving you.
6 “You shall not murder.
7 “You shall not commit adultery.
8 “You shall not steal.
9 “You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
10 “You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's.”
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The 1st law says that you shall not believe anything but the True word of God and saying that well i like Allah but i worship God more is blasphemous putting a god ((lowercase g)) before God ((upper case G)) does not mean you must like the true God more than any god it means that you must have no gods in the 360 deggree's of sight that God has.
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The Second law covers well idols, i was wrong when i told you you can have role models because if you have one and you want to be like them you are coveting their lifestyle and therefore i must appologize, but if say the President asked you to bow down to him or to bow down to the Flying Spaghetti Monster you should not do it and you also should not love say the Flying Spaghetti Monster or money because they are temporary and will fade
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well here is the meaning of the 3rd law:
You shall not curse swear use satanic arts lie or decieve by his name, but call upon it in every trouble pray praise and give thanks, basically what that means is that you should not use his name just for the heck of it ((example: OH MY GOD THE Flying Spaghetti Monster)) but you may use it in prayer and pray to him in every need you have.
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The Sabbath or Sunday is reserved by God for God and for worship, originally the sabbath was Saturday and we still honor Saturday, but we say Sunday is sabbath because we are awaiting the lords return in this
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the 5th law says that you must listen to and obey all authority figures and if you are one do not misuse your power for your gain but honor your subjects as well because with out them you would not have your power.
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The 6th law says you should not commit murder Assault or any harm against a human being including: Physical harm, Mental harm, and Hatred because in hatred you do not wish to see them therefore you are a murderer in your thoughts
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the 7th law says you must not marry another human when you are married and that you must not look at another human lustfully, and also you may not look at certian pictures, also i need to clear this up "It said Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!"
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the 8th law says that you must not steal any item weather it be $2,000 or a cookie you may not steal
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the 9th law says you may not lie on any level weather it be slightly tweaked gossip or saying that Red Shot Blue when really Purple shot Blue, this include "Little white lies" there is nothing little about them
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The heart is the most sinful above all things and want is the tool it uses to sin be careful what you wish for because wanting something can lead to greater sins.
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