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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 3:29 pm
1. I can't turn on the lights when I get up for my 8AM because she's still asleep, so I fumble around in the darkness looking for clean clothes to haul off to the bathroom... And try not to knock over everything and shout profanities when I inevitably stub my toe on something.
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 3:30 pm
2. There's someone there to silently judge me and the copious amounts of food I eat.
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 3:31 pm
3. I have to leave the room just to pass gas. lol
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 3:32 pm
4. I can't really have friends or my boyfriend over ever because she's even more socially awkward than I am, and I don't want to be a d**k by asking her to leave.
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 3:33 pm
5. There's no such thing as alone time, except those brief 15-minute intervals between when I get back and when she gets back.
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 3:35 pm
6. She always props the door open and I freaking hate it because of how I sit/lie down when on my computer; my bed is situated in such a way that my crotch faces the open door. >_>
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 3:36 pm
7. I can't sing to my music.
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 3:37 pm
8. I can't even really lip sync/dance to my music while doing makeup because she gives me weird looks from the corner of her eye when I do. xp
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 3:38 pm
9. I'm pretty sure she silently judges me when I don't take out my trash immediately.
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 3:39 pm
10. Actually, I'm pretty sure she's just thinking "this dumb b***h" about me all the time for everything. rofl
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 3:40 pm
11. I can't leave out things like my tarot cards or else she'd probably complain to the CA that I've been summoning demons or some dumb s**t.
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 3:42 pm
12. I'm conscious of how many times I flip over/move while trying to sleep because my bed screams and I don't want to keep her awake or make her think I'm doing something naughty.
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 3:45 pm
13. SHOW NO EMOTIONS OR GET QUESTIONED. emotion_donotwant
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 3:46 pm
14. She always glances back at me to see what I'm doing at any given time, and it's weird.
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 3:48 pm
15. Half of the room is really sparse and kinda ugly because it isn't mine. (My half is like *BAM! Colors, books, decorations, stuff!* and hers is just... well, hers is your typical engineer's room. Everything is practical. )
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