Anyone heard of the corrupted wish game!!???!!

[Anime Duncan]

Granted, but you find out that it's made of PEOPLE!! Still tasty, but PEOPLE!!!!! scream

I wish that I could make emotes appear over my head in real life domokun  

[PizzaBoy220]

Granted, but people see you as a freak and shoot holes in you. Many, many holes.

I wish that I was immortal.  

[Euver]

granted
but because your immortal when the apocolypse occurs, you spend eternity in EXCRUCIATING pain

I wish i had eggos  

[GoldenFraggle]

Granted but when you put them in your toaster the toaster short circuits and explodes !

I wish I had a vacation home in Barbados  

[Raikuya]

Granted but when you reach Barbados you found that the country is thrown into a civil war.

I wish I had a endless supply of wishes  

[HereThereAndBackAgain]

Granted. But you fall into a coma before you can use any.

I wish I were tall enough to reach that damn top shelf!  

[GoldenFraggle]

Granted but now you are 10 feet tall and can't get into the house !

I wish I had a Volkswagon Beetle  

[PizzaBoy220]

Granted, but everytime you drive it people start punching each other, and you are charged with twenty five murdur cases. Tell me how the food is in prison!

I wish that I was a prison guard.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Granted but all the convicts get together, gang up on you, bind you, gag you lock you in a cabinet and proceed to escape!

I wish the library wasn't closing at 5 so I could stay on the computer longer.  

[[L i b b e r t]]

Granted, but all the computers crash and you are charged for damages.

I wish my project for L.A was done!  

[Animekitty47]

Granted, you got a D-.

I wish I understood Physics.  

[Euver]

granted
you then hit your head demonstrating gravity and got amnesia


i wish i had a dollar  

[PizzaBoy220]

Granted, a dollar appears, driving inflation up so you can now buy one sixth of a paper clip. Enjoy.

I wish I didn't have a project due on tuesday.  

[Animekitty47]

Granted. It's now due Wed, but the teacher decides to add a bunch of new requirements to it that mean you have to completely redo your project.

I wish I had another 100g.  

[PizzaBoy220]

Granted, but the rest of your money disappears from a hidden virus in the 100gp.

I wish I had a better computer.