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 Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:27 pm
granted but you become so confident you told everybody your weird and awkward deep dark secrets and everybody thought you were weird.
i wish everybody would call me by my middle name
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Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:00 am
Granted. Unfortunately, your middle name sucks and the world laughs at you. Horrified, humiliated, and depressed, you proceed to put a gun in your mouth.
I wish I could find a copy of A Lion Among Men!! Where the hell is one?! It's been out for almost an entire bloody year!
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 4:19 pm
granted; but then out of nowhere comes a flying flamming arrow and burns that copy.
i wish i wasn't so easily scared of ghosts and other scary things.
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:52 am
Granted, but now, confident of your safety, you engage in conversation with a nearby ghost/scary thing and it proceeds to eat your face.
I wish I didn't have to sleep and my body would function just as it does now, with sleep. Which is well.
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:54 pm
granted, but now your friends think you're not human 'coz you don't sleep at night.
i wish i could play the guitar
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Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 3:46 pm
Granted, but guitar has now gone out of style since you began playing and people throw dead pigeons at you every time you strike a chord.
I wish I could sing! Really, really sing.
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Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:25 pm
Granted. But now you can't stop.
I wish it were tomorrow.
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:40 am
(Just a note...I wouldn't really mind if I had to sing everything. Truly. If it meant I could sing, it would be worth it.)
Now then--granted. Unfortunately, you posted that wish at 11:25pm and I, the wish-granter, granted it at 1:39am. Time became very confused and the universe proceeds to rip in half because of your selfishness. Way to go!
I wish 9 to 5 wasn't closing on Broadway!
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Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 6:07 am
Granted but the previous cast quit and they had to hire an entire new cast unfortunatly the new cast are all zombies.
I wish i could live forever but feel no pain.
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Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 6:46 am
granted but you will have no limbs on your body and you will live a lonely life cause you can never have a perfect love life with anyone you date.
i wish i had the world's largest domo-kun plushie ^-^
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Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 8:43 am
Granted, but he came to live at midnight while you were asleep and ate you.
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Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:04 pm
Granted, you are now nonn-existant like your wish
I wish I could move out
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Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:11 pm
Someone said something...
granted but you move into the hole in the ground in front of your parents(?) place.
I wish 5 years would pass tonight...
So I said something back...
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Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:17 pm
Granted, the horse nicknamed "Five Years" just passed "Tonight" in a race
I wish more GAH regulars were here
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Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:22 pm
Someone said something...
granted but they are all zombies
I wish I had my El Camino in working order all mine...
So I said something back...
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