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 Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 1:59 pm
Granted, but the country is abandoned as soon as you become the ruler.
I wish I had amillion dollars
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 2:05 pm
Granted. But you landed on boardwalk with 100 motels on it and lost the game.
I wish for some cool sunglasses that aren't made of cow s**t. They ran out of it, anyways.
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 2:06 pm
Granted, but they're made out of human s**t instead.
I wish I could eat anything I wanted, and as much of it as I want, without gaining any weight.
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 2:35 pm
Granted but now you've lost your sense of taste and can't taste any of it !
I wish this town had a good record store !
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 2:52 pm
Granted, but they only carry actual records, and all record players in existance have disappeared.
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 4:37 pm
Granted, but your imaginary wish never happens.
I wish I ruled a country that had people in it who never rise up against me, I'm never assassinated, and I hold power of dictator-for-life and am never ousted from office.
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 5:30 pm
Granted, but an army of robot ninja monkeys ate everyone's brains so now you're left with a rotting pile of corpses. And robot monkeys who will tear you limb from limb in broad daylight, which technically doesn't count as assassination.
I wish that the purple rain in the forest of paper would turn into ice cream.
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 5:35 pm
Granted, but it is s**t flavoured ice cream and now all the forest animals hate you.
I wish I was invincible and immortal.
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 5:57 pm
Granted, but you're just a head in a case and people use you as a paperweight. And all you can see is a window that looks out on a brick wall. For eternity.
I wish the forest animals loved me and shitted rainbows.
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 9:40 pm
Granted. They were all captured and sent to zoos and circuses so people could watch them s**t rainbows.
I wish for a new suit.
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 10:38 pm
Granted, yet, once again, it's made of dried cow s**t.
I wish i had a chocobo
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Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 2:52 pm
Granted, but it's made out of cow s**t. And has rabies
I wish I had some cow s**t
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Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 5:00 pm
Granted...right in the face.
I wish my farts wouldn't stink.
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Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 5:57 am
Granted but your breath will end up smelling like s**t.
I wish I had a scalpel. mrgreen
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Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 10:17 pm
Granted....ooohh! now you're bleeding.
I wish I had a new suit that wasn't made out of s**t or dead animals or dead babies or anything like that.
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