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 Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 8:42 am
Granted. You get broke with him asking for Lasagna every five minutes and is eventually going to die because he's an obese cat
I wish I was made of gold
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Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 2:50 pm
Granted : You have now been turned into a gold statue and statues are not alive.
I wish I could go on a shopping trip to NYC !
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Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 2:58 pm
Granted. While you were there you were arrested for 'suspicious activity' in Times Square. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PltaOs_ImVQ(oh, and any of eternal's trillion that could possibly still exist was killed by the DOW) I wish that snapping turtles were docile. (To Sumizo-met-om-mom-shi...yeah: >.> Well then. touche)
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Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 3:03 pm
Granted,Now They arent called Snapping,anymore,Ninja Turtles Secret of The Ooze sucks,and the population dies out due to inability to fight back predators.
I wish Nekos were real.
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Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 9:56 pm
Granted. You just wasted a wish because they already exist. Neko is Japanese for cat and they most definetly are real.
I wish Kim Jong-il would die.
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Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 9:58 pm
Granted, but then he beats you in a kung fu match.
I wish I knew when Link would return to Hyrule.
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Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 10:13 am
Granted, but then Link decides not to come back.
I wish I had some sour gummy worms.
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Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 1:06 pm
Granted : Now your mouth is filled with canker sores !
I wish this town had more Memorial Day weekend events.
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Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 9:22 pm
Granted. Now the town is broke from all the spending and has to jack the local tax up to hell.
I wish I was a ninja.
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Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 9:24 pm
Granted but then you get caught by the anbu and thrown in prison.
I wish I were a full blood vampire.
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Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 10:22 am
Granted, but the sun shone through the window and you died.
I wish I had a sandwich.
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Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 12:16 pm
Granted, but it was a moldy sandwich and you got severe diarrhea then got admitted to the hospital. xD
I wish I had a turtle. :C
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Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 9:17 pm
Granted. It was a snapping turtle and bit all your fingers off.
I wish the Twilight franchise would go away forever and no one could even remember anything about it.
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Posted: Mon May 31, 2010 6:20 am
Granted. Everyone who ever knew twilight ever existed commit suicide and that means 95% of the population of the world.
Congratulations. You're responsible for endangering the human species.
I wish I knew kung fu and could beat up anyone I don't like according to law that permits only me...
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Posted: Mon May 31, 2010 10:59 am
Granted, but the training lasts 400 years and wears you down to your bones.
I wish I had a/c.
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