Anyone heard of the corrupted wish game!!???!!

[FantasyKitty]

Granted, but its possessed. It keeps turning on all by itself and downloading crap from the internet.

I wish I had a silver locket.  

[Anime Duncan]

Granted, but it opens up and has dirty pictures of d**k Chainy

I wish for a laser rifle!  

[GoldenFraggle]

Granted but you accidentally point the laser the wrong way when you try it and you zap off your own foot!

I wish MTV would actually show videos again!  

[Euver]

granted
it now features your parents hidden sex tape

I wish Kingdom hearts 3 was out  

[GoldenFraggle]

Granted but it's only available for an elaborate new video game system that costs $ 45,000

I wish for a designer leather jacket.  

[Anime Duncan]

Granted, but it's an obscure designer from a foriegn country, and your coat is made of kitten skin! You get ambushed by animal rights activists and loose an arm!

I wish for all A's in college  

[PizzaBoy220]

Granted, but you get all F's in school and have to go to a crappy college, where your classes include garbage disposal, and advanced garbage disposal. You're the top in your class.

I wish I had enough money to BUY THE WORLD!!!  

[Animekitty47]

Granted, but after a week you get a heartattack and die, everyone starts fighting over the world, and we end up blowing everything up.

I wish I had a silver locket.  

[PizzaBoy220]

Granted. Too bad it's the same one FantasyKitty wished for.

I wish my pen worked.  

[HereThereAndBackAgain]

Granted, but it works to well and you now have ink over everything.

I wish people used their common sense more often.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Granted. They use it so often that they become intellectual snobs and now no one will talk to you!

I wish I hadn't missed the Rihanna concert they just had in Atlantic City !  

[Animekitty47]

Granted, but you end up missing all of your favorite tv shows for the next 3 months. And they're all new episodes too.

I wish there was a hat I liked.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Granted. You find an incredible hat for your avatar but it contains a glitch which turns your Avi into a red "X"

I wish Gaia would do something about all the red "X"s in the Avatar Arena.  

[PizzaBoy220]

Granted. They multiply them. Now your whole screen's just a bunch of red x's.

I wish that we would make contact with friendly aliens.  

[Anime Duncan]

Granted. While the Aliens may be friendly, the Bush administration decides to make "contact" by nuking the hell out of them as they land to visit our planet. The radiation kill's millions of humans, and the Aliens decide not to share their superior technology w/ us.

I wish that the Bush administration wasn't in power crying