Why not throw a random item at the person below you?

[Parisian Loafer]

I think I'll call you Steve.

:drops the Matrix:  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

*is nooooooooooooow goiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing innnnnnnnnnn slooooooooooow moooooooootioooooooooon*

*chucks cheese_whine *  

[NoMoreFangirls]

*spattered in the gunk*
Could my day get any worse?
*turns on personal raincloud and the water forms a leak in the bubble below. . . *  

[NoMoreFangirls]

*drowns*  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

someone's not playing it riiight...............

*throws a rock*  

[The Kingdom Keeper]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*Lorance (shadow spirit) stops bat from hitting my0 face*

scream WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!? What did I do to you!?!?

*throws fireball from sword*  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

HOLY CRAP! *makes cloud rain*
*chucks an exploding chalkboard eraser*  

[Milk the Strange]

:: Asplodes :: burning_eyes

:: her cowbell flys towards the next poster ::  

[NoMoreFangirls]

*instantly turns into cow* Mooooooooo.

*rams rancher/farmer/owner*  

[Scarlett Syn]

*fends cow off with bug-catching net and runs, thinking :"Hmm, I suppose a cow can't ~throw~ anything so...."

*eats a can of spinach, picks up cow and hurls it towards the next poster*  

[VaIar MorghuIis]

whoo!!
*sells at marketplace. throws donut*  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

*eats it*
*throws a Frisbee*  

[KurimusonChishio]

Gives to her future pet dragon,

Throws extra mask