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 Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 5:25 pm
Granted. When a giant rock fell on your head some people drew a crude picture of your face on it and it was in the news.
I wish I had a pony.
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Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 5:50 pm
Granted. It was a one trick pony. Get it?
I wish I was God.
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Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 9:03 pm
granted, but then i become your right hand angel, so you have to put up with me for the rest of your life.
i wish i had more gaia gold.
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Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 6:26 pm
Granted. You got 2 gold for posting! O:
I wish eternal's joke was funny.
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Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:00 pm
Granted. You made me angry with that remark and now must suffer my wrath. evil
I wish I could learn to waltz.
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Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:05 pm
granted, but i had to be your dance teacher, and if you sass me i make you run five laps.
i wish my phone's keyboard would cooperate a little more.
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Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 3:59 pm
Granted. It now tells you specifically how it's not helping.
I wish I had a phone
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Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 4:06 pm
Granted. It's a rotary phone.
I wish I had a better summer job.
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Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 4:17 pm
Granted. But than you get fired.
I make a wish.
I wish for fish.
I wish for fish on my fish wish dish.
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Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 4:19 pm
Granted.
It was a blowfish.
And your wish fish blowfish
Went wish fish BOOM
I wish for a word that rhymed with orange
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Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 7:34 pm
Granted. You broke the English language.
I wish I was a successful movie star.
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Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 9:40 pm
granted, but the fame got to your head and you started doing drugs and became a miley cyrus imitator.
i wish miley cyrus would make some good music.
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Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 8:42 pm
Granted. Now Disney has put a hit on you for costing them millions, possibly billions of dollars.
I wish 4Kids stopped censoring and doing shitty dubs of anime.
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Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 9:16 pm
granted. now they are even worse and every friday you are tied to a chair and forced to watch their horrible un-censored-ness.
i wish i will have a good vacation.
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:16 pm
granted, but then the cruise ship sinks like the Titanic.
I wish I had a pair of rubber gloves.
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