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 Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 5:07 am
Granted. Now they think you ARE Jason.
I wish I could get my banned account back.
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 9:26 pm
Granted. It gets hacked and your computer gets infested with viruses.
I wish the Holocaust never happened.
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Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 5:16 am
Granted. Congratulations, you just messed with world history! Now, you were never born!
I wish I could find my true love soon
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Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 6:36 pm
Granted. He's a 70-year old sociopath in North Korea.
I wish this chili had a bit more spice...
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Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 7:37 pm
Granted. Someone dumped a whole load of habanero peppers in it.
I wish countries didn't exist. That we all lived as one with no borders.
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Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 8:31 pm
Granted. But don't you know why the Roman Empire fell?
I wish I had a way to get to where the fireworks are.
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Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 8:47 pm
Granted. Someone strapped a rocket to your back and lit it up.
I wish John Lennon didn't get shot and died.
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Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 8:49 pm
Granted, but the Beatles still had to break up. I know, I don't like it either.
I wish Metallica would come to Reno again.
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Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 6:26 am
They did... but only because Lars had to pee... then they left... burn...
I wish the Bieber fever died down... forever.
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Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 6:43 am
Wish granted but from now on you're stuck with this.
ALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY, OH LOVE!!
I wish I could sing it better.
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Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 8:46 pm
Wish granted!
Twilight fangirls from around the world kidnap you because of your wonderful voice and drown you in sparkle and glue.
I wish school didn't suck.
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Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 9:06 pm
Wish granted
you are now a college professor with tons of students
I wish i could teleport
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 5:30 pm
Granted, you teleport. Right into walls.
I wish I had a Klondike bar.
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 7:39 pm
Granted. It has bugs in it.
I wish North and South Korea could settle their differences and tear down their border so that all Koreans on the peninsula could live as one.
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 4:11 pm
Granted. Now but there's just one guy left in Korea to make it happen.
I wish I had a Klondike bar (and no, bugs wouldn't ruin it. It'd make it crunchy :3)
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