If it’s for me it had better be goddamn good, not that I’ve been on many dates these days. As a matter of fact I haven’t even needed to go on one to get what I want since I became King of the Crossroads.
But, if I were being entertained by a man or woman interested in wooing me… there had better be Craig, caviar, and silk sheets.
Milkshakes.
Seriously?
A bacon cheeseburger, a chocolate milkshake, and a movie.
What kind of movie?
Any movie.
Oh I see… any movie Dean takes you to see, then you go out to a diner for burgers and shakes, right?
Yes. And then afterwards we make passionate love in the back of the Impala.
Really?
No.
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It's even funnier when you read it in both Crowley and Cas' voices and imitate what facial expressions they would make while saying all of it.
