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 Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 4:50 pm
wish granted
you get a Klondike bar that's old and melted, no crunchy for you X3
i wish i could manipulate reality as i see fit
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:27 pm
granted, but for your whole life youi have a rival that can reversed whatever you do.
i wish for a fish.
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:07 pm
wish granted, you get a shark that shoots cats out of its eyes, sadly the gov't sends in "specialist" to subdue you and kill the steal the shark.
i wish pokemon were real, so we could all go and catch them and what not
[XD lets see how that turns out]
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Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 2:24 pm
Granted. You get stepped on and crushed by Groudon.
I wish my teeth always stayed perfect so that I didn't have to go to the dentist twice a year for a check up.
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Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 3:24 pm
wish granted you now have perfect...wooden teeth
i wish i was able to time travel
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Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 11:21 pm
Granted, but you go too far back and end up directly between a t-rex and its most recent victim, without time to get out of there before it snaps you in half.
I wish I could poke you.
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Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 11:29 am
wish granted: you poke me and i end up spontaneously combusting...good job you killed me X3
I wish i could make copies of myself....hmm like naruto XDD
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Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 11:33 am
Granted. But your you annoyed yourself so much that your copy killed you and then poofed away when you died.
I wish I could squirt lemon juice in my eye without it hurting
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Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 3:08 pm
Wish granted: now every time your eyes water you suffer an adverse chemical reaction to your own skin
I wish i had a zoid
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Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 6:05 pm
Granted. It blew up when you tried to turn it on.
I wish my cats wouldn't eat my wii sensor bar wire
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Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 7:34 pm
wish granted: however your cat is now your sensor bar
i wish our pet pig could talk X3
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Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 10:19 pm
Granted, and now it won't shut up.
I wish I could come up with a song right now... My current boredom is killing my talent.
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Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 7:14 am
Granted you make a song... but it was too late to salvage your talent...
I wish I cared about my wish.
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Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 2:45 pm
Granted. You just wasted a good wish. Nice going...
I wish I was a ninja vampire.
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Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 10:24 pm
Granted, and you become the target of every vampire hunter in the world. Van Helsing rises from the grave out of a vendetta against your. You brought a legend back to life, but you're gonna die.
I wish I had a crossbow...
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