corrupt a wish

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. It broke and you got an arrow stuck in your eye.


I wish I had a giant statue of myself.  

[maydaymouse]

Granted, but it's knocked down and destroyed the next day.

I wish I had more books.  

[yaone07]

GRANTED! Except when you open them the pages are blank.

I wish for a Gaia cash card.

 

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. It's already been used.


I wish for a new giant statue of myself that cannot be knocked over or destroyed and is not funny looking.  

[yaone07]

GRANTED! Only no one can see it because it's invisible.

I wish my Law professor would disappear.

 

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. He or she is still there. You just can't see them.


I wish I had my own logo.  

[yaone07]

GRANTED! Except it's pink.

I wish for unlimited wishes.

 

[Osirisinal_009]

Granted. Although the only thing you can wish for is...me.

I wish...! For an honest answer.  

[maydaymouse]

Granted. But the honest answers are ones you don't want to hear.

I wish that I wasn't so self-conscious.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. You've become a 650 pound slob who needs a scooter to get to the fridge.


I wish for a cool dictator hat.  

[Slime_Husband]

wish granted, sadly its Hitlers authentic hat and was stolen before being given to you

-i wish i could see through stuff-  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. Now you can see through your grandma's blouse.


I wish for a cool dictator hat that is not a Nazi hat.  

[M3Gnificent]

Congratulations! You get a Stalin asshat!

I wish for eternal beauty.  

[yaone07]

GRANTED! Except it's only your face which stays beautiful.

I wish for my ex to stop texting me.

 

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. Your phone is broken.


I wish for a pair of black military boots.