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 Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 7:02 pm
Granted. It broke and you got an arrow stuck in your eye.
I wish I had a giant statue of myself.
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 7:52 pm
Granted, but it's knocked down and destroyed the next day.
I wish I had more books.
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 8:37 pm
GRANTED! Except when you open them the pages are blank. I wish for a Gaia cash card.
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 9:06 pm
Granted. It's already been used.
I wish for a new giant statue of myself that cannot be knocked over or destroyed and is not funny looking.
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 9:08 pm
GRANTED! Only no one can see it because it's invisible. I wish my Law professor would disappear.
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 9:19 pm
Granted. He or she is still there. You just can't see them.
I wish I had my own logo.
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 9:23 pm
GRANTED! Except it's pink. I wish for unlimited wishes.
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 9:57 pm
Granted. Although the only thing you can wish for is...me.
I wish...! For an honest answer.
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Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 1:02 pm
Granted. But the honest answers are ones you don't want to hear.
I wish that I wasn't so self-conscious.
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Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 7:53 pm
Granted. You've become a 650 pound slob who needs a scooter to get to the fridge.
I wish for a cool dictator hat.
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Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 11:56 am
wish granted, sadly its Hitlers authentic hat and was stolen before being given to you
-i wish i could see through stuff-
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Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 8:07 pm
Granted. Now you can see through your grandma's blouse.
I wish for a cool dictator hat that is not a Nazi hat.
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Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 8:10 pm
Congratulations! You get a Stalin asshat!
I wish for eternal beauty.
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Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:28 pm
GRANTED! Except it's only your face which stays beautiful. I wish for my ex to stop texting me.
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Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 10:02 pm
Granted. Your phone is broken.
I wish for a pair of black military boots.
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