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 Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 10:15 pm
GRANTED! They're from a guy who was bombed along with your kingdom. I wish for a scone.
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Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 6:29 am
Granted. It's inedible
I wish for the world to be at my feet
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Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 6:36 am
Granted. The world shrinks to the size of a beach ball, falls at your feet, and you die of asphyxiation.
I wish to get into grad school.
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 9:11 pm
Granted. You flunk out.
I wish for a pair of white gloves.
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:22 pm
granted, but they are filled with cement.
i wish i was omnipotent.
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Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2010 8:44 pm
Granted. Nobody believes in you which means you don't exist.
I wish I was a dictator.
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Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 10:50 am
granted. you are now the dictator of your children. they hate you now.
i wish i had unlimited gaia gold.
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Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 2:37 am
Granted, but it's a cheat so you get banned.
I wish I had a garden.
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Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 1:50 pm
granted. all the plants in it are ugly and bad-smelling, though.
i wish i could befriend a little flying fairy.
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Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 7:33 am
granted. you think you go insane and die from paranoia (sp?)
i wish for fame
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Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 2:41 pm
Granted. You wind up like Lindsay Lohan.
I wish my farts didn't stink.
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Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 4:31 pm
granted. they smell so good that anyone that smells them become addicted, so now people are stalking your butt and forcing you to eat certain foods.
i wish that i was rich.
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Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 8:36 pm
granted, but now you have no free time because of all the work and everyone thinks you're stuck up.
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Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 8:38 pm
whoops. i wish for a fish.
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 9:42 am
granted. congratulations, you now have a wet, slimy, raw fish waiting for you under your pillow.
i wish dogs could talk.
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