corrupt a wish

[Neotepid]

Granted, but now you must deal with having clones rule the world and taking your place. Who needs sex when you can just clone yourself?

I wish I was a billionaire so freakin' bad! Have all the stuff I never had!  

[magic_doglover]

granted. but you become so confient that you bet all your money at once and lose it.

to me. twisted

i wish that i had the perfect pet.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

granted. but it feels you've given it too few bacon bites treats and turns against you in an attempt to maul your cerebral cortex.

i wish for a green thumb. i am seriously tired of killing everything except CACTI!  

[magic_doglover]

granted. your thumb is now green. hooray for you.

i wish that i had a remote that could control anything.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. It also controls you!

I wish it was Halloween again  

[magic_doglover]

granted. it is now 11:59 PM on Halloween.... in 3000 BC.

i wish that the wait time for posting was lessened.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. The site crashed for God knows how long.


I wish to have a passing grade in my French Literature class.  

[magic_doglover]

granted. a loved one of yours dies and they give you the grade out of pity.

i wish that i wasn't procrastinating right now.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

granted. you procrastinate... tomorrow!

i wish i liked green onions (but not to a point of addiction, you haters.)  

[magic_doglover]

granted. you now compulsively soak every onion you eat in green food dye before admiring and eventually eating it.

i wish that i could do whatever i wanted for the rest of my life.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

granted. you still have to face the consequences. twisted that's pretty much life...

i wish i had an obedient pet chicken named Coco. (don't you love that name for a chicken? smile )  

[magic_doglover]

granted. but it lives up to its name, being made of irresistably good chocolate, and you can't help but eat it.

i wish i had some magical friends.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

granted. what you don't know is that they secretly hate you... and they plan for your downfall behind your back.

i wish there were rainbows everyday.  

[magic_doglover]

granted. the entire sky is covered by rainbows, preventing all air traffic and freaking out all the animals.

i wish that i had a friendly pet that didn't have to be fed or cleaned or anything.  

[Koujo no Omoide]

Granted.Too bad your pet is "too friendly" with you and your guests.

I wish my parents were OK with me being with my fiance.