Anyone heard of the corrupted wish game!!???!!

[Tau_2]

Granted, but the Nixion administration would have us all die of weed.


I wish for a promotion in ROTC.  

[Euver]

granted
you are now official toilet scrubber
(a real honor)

i wish i didnt have this headache  

[HereThereAndBackAgain]

Granted. You now have a stomach ache instead.

I wish I could get over this cold.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Granted. You're all better and go back to work and get into a car accident on the way there.

I wish I was better at baking.  

[PizzaBoy220]

Granted, baking becomes your hobby, and you one day burn the skin on your hand off on a pan.

I wish that I would discover a cure for cancer.  

[Animekitty47]

Granted, it cures cancer- but its side effect is the person gets avian bird flu.

I wish my bid for an ice tiara would win.  

[sillycinn]

Granted you win the ice tiara and ten minutes later you account gets hacked and it's taken

I wish I could fly  

[Animekitty47]

Granted, but you can't land.

I wish my friend had a house on Gaia.  

[PizzaBoy220]

Granted, but the house caves in while you're there!

I wish I struck oil.  

[HereThereAndBackAgain]

Granted, and 1 minute later you drown in said oil.

I wish I really did have sheep minions.  

[Anime Duncan]

Granted, you have a legion of sheep minions. A Warcraft player clicks on them too much and they all explode

"Baa~~~raam~~~you~~~"

*BOOM*

I wish that the lead character in X-Men 3 was Mr. Anime. His power was to have complete anime knowledge and everypower an anime character had.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Granted but production on X-Men 3 is put on hold for a really long time as producers take forever getting the legal rights to mention various Anime characters in the movie.

I wish Cartoon Network would bring back Jusitice League Unlimited.  

[PizzaBoy220]

Granted, but they cancel everything else and you soon get sick of it and throw your TV out the window.

I wish I had a better TV.  

[Animekitty47]

Granted, but it only shows icky dirty things.

I wish I could break my record for the most gold I've ever had on Gaia.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Granted but the minute you do you accidentally delete your account !

I wish I had an aquarium.