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 Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 4:50 pm
granted. you quickly become the archetypal "friend that was killed by the bad guy", causing Rex to go on a murderous vigilante rampage.
i wish that something as interesting as the events of the show Generator Rex would happen in real life.
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 4:51 pm
Granted, but the events happen years after you die.
I wish I could fly.
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 4:56 pm
granted. you flew as far as your strength allowed before hitting the ground, when you threw yourself off a building.
i wish i could come up with some more interesting wishes.
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 5:01 pm
Granted, but scientist kidnapped you to study your brain.
I wish for my cat Colors safe return without any wounds and alive and well.
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Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 10:39 am
Granted. Ever see Pet Cemetary?
I wish for a Ruger .41 Magnum.
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Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 5:34 pm
Granted. Someone shot you with one.
I wish for a gas mask.
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Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 2:18 pm
granted. you immediately have to use it in an emergency situation, not knowing that it doesn't work.
i wish that my hair always smelled faintly of vanilla.
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Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 8:32 pm
Granted. Now birds will always attack your head and insects will keep buzzing around it.
I wish I didn't have to do exams.
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Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 11:52 am
granted. the school burns down right before you had to take any more, killing you and everyone else inside.
i wish that i had another sandwich.
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 7:54 pm
Granted. This one's been in the fridge for fifteen weeks.
I wish this thing I'm downloading would hurry up. xD
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 8:07 pm
Granted. It got a virus that made your computer explode.
I wish I was an internet celebrity.
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 8:51 pm
Granted. You are now the darling of trolls and the basis of a meme you want to kill with fire.
I wish for "Whose Line Is it Anyway?" to be brought back on TV.
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 8:53 pm
@Eternal_PrinceOfFire: granted. your friend videotapes you singing "I'm a Little Teapot" while picking your nose in your sleep, and they post it online, where it becomes a sensation. very glamorous.
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granted. but they don't make bald jokes anymore.
i wish that i knew what i should be doing.
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Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 8:06 pm
@ Mira Shio: Granted. But all the members had to be replaced and the new show sucks and had to be canceled once more, giving more disgrace to amazing Drew Carey (Haha, I used to love that show too!)
@ magic_doglover: Granted. You know what you should be doing 10 years from now... making it ten years too late to be useful in the first place.
I wish I had a magic murderous snow cone obedient only to me.
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Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 10:33 pm
Granted. But it melts in less than two minutes.
I wish this song would leave my head already.
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