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 Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 7:37 pm
Granted, but your computer dies.
I wish I had a cool dictator outfit.
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 3:24 am
Granted. It's so cool you didn't want to wear it for fear of having it dirtied or crumpled.
I wish for death to all who oppose me (I don't mind if you include my family cool )
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 7:05 am
Granted. You tell yourself you can't stand yourself one day so you die.
I wish I could remember what my wish was.
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 4:58 pm
granted. woop-de-doo.
i wish that i could swear (sometimes).
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 11:28 pm
Granted. You also spontaneously get a "censor bleep gland" that goes off when you swear.
I wish for bopis. Which none of you probably know about, haha.
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 3:30 pm
((....that actually sounds AWESOME. so sorry, but you failed to corrupt my wish.))
granted. you made a wish ON-BEHALF-OF it/them, but it didn't come true.
i wish that i could sing with 2 voices at once.
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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 9:29 pm
(bopis? That sound like a beloved Filipino dish. Me, I want sinigang right now!)
Granted. People get angry with the annoying sound you makes and everyone in this guild carrying sharp or dangerous objects start stabbing you to death
I wish to be one of the fabulous killjoys! (My Chemical Romance)
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:35 am
Granted. You're happy, so you have to kill yourself.
I wish for sunshine and happiness.
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:59 am
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:06 pm
granted. but the music file is corrupted and never loads.
i wish i knew what to do with my life sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:23 pm
granted. you now know with absolute certainty that your life's sole purpose is to end.
i wish that i knew if there was an afterlife.
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:40 pm
Granted. *kills you*
I wish more people had wishes like that. smile
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:45 pm
 Granted: Mass Genocide.
I wish I had a pet dog.
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Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 6:49 pm
granted. you found it in the Pet Semerary. good luck.
i wish that all the colors of the world were inverted.
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 6:15 am
Granted. Mass road accidents occur with confusion between red and green.
I wish it was summer.
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